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18+ only. Married dad in South Florida. Constantly horned, serial bator, bit of an exhibitionist, secret account.
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Feeling myself more than a little bit

All the shirtless university boys on my run today left me feeling some type of way

Give me a few minutes to myself in the morning, and I’ll cum spontaneously. Happy Valentine’s Day, beautiful people.

Really doing anything in my power to avoid going out and running this 10k 🤦‍♂️

Sweaty Saturday

Post-run, still in time for Hump Day

🥴

When I tell you I’m in my feelings, this is what I mean

Dangers of edging yourself in the backseat of your car like a dirtbag is that when you sit field-side under stadium lights, it’ll be very obvious what you’ve been up to.

Miami’s cold today, y’all

Honoring Hump Day as a grown man should

Exceptionally horny Tuesday

In desperate need of a hole to bury this in

He says, sup?

In a sweater because it’s COLD today, boys

Pool guy peeked into the room today, and my cock immediately got hard

So horned tonight

Manifesting more of this in 2025

Hard and wet this afternoon

Much needed

What do you do when out of town, dressed up for dinner, and more than a couple drinks in? You take suggestive pictures of yourself in the restaurant bathroom, duh

I love that the prompt when making a post on Bluesky is “What’s up?” because the horny teenager in my brain always, always says, “my cock.”