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Gay Fanfiction Writer | 31 | he/him I write smutty m/m stories on the internet for Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Magic: the Gathering and Fallout. Also love music, comedy and video games.
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In recent "Hire a gay!" news, I found out there's a home cleaning company based in Manchester called "Twinkleaning". It is supposed to be a play on the words "twinkle" and "cleaning".

Hi hi hello, I'm still alive! I went quiet because I wasn't updating my big Skyrim fic on AO3 and I felt guilty posting like normal while not working on it, but I'm pleased to announce the next chapter is up! There are two very steamy and gratuitous sex scenes. archiveofourown.org/works/451030...

Fucking hate when this happens

I made a very light gay mpreg joke at a friend’s baby shower and one of her friends whipped her head around and looked at me like this

A work colleague (19yo) just saw iTunes open on my laptop and had no idea what it was. Fuck's sake. Nobody should have to live on Spotify alone! The kids are so malnourished. Think of the kids

Top 3 outfits sexier than nudity: 1. Boots, gloves, undies, nothing else 2. Naked from the waist down 3. Barefoot and shirtless (bonus points if wearing sweatpants low enough to see there's no underwear)

As a smut writer, this has been a mood.

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

Really going to miss David Lynch. He was a rare artist that archetypally represented "The Creative" to me: he not only wrote and directed most of his own projects but also often edited, acted in, composed music for, did sound design for, and built props for them as well. A real genius. RIP.

I've been watching The X-Files with my boyfriend. We're up to season 3 now and he still can't remember which one is Mulder and which one is Scully

Hugh Jackman finally getting to wear the iconic outfit in Deadpool & Wolverine was really cool, but Wade asking him "What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?" genuinely messed me up. I saw the movie months ago and I haven't stopped thinking about "blowjob handles"