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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

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Dear manager, This week I: Stunned the puppy Burned the whale Barked a scruff & went to jail Forged the coin & licked the stamp & saw little Jimmy off to camp

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Sunday morning bong hits & JGB. Time for church Check out GarciaLive Volume 17: NorCal ‘76 by Jerry Garcia Band on Amazon Music music.amazon.com/albums/B09GV...

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Are we living in the plot of Die Hard 3? Are they setting off as many alarms at once all over the place as they can to distract us as they rob the country blind? I'd take that over this being a real descent into fascism

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2/15/73 Dark Star->Eyes 👀

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some good news. fuck yeah science!

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Here's video of Steve Bannon doing a Sieg Heil today at CPAC. It is what it is and it's what Bannon intended. Don't let yourself be gaslit.

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"when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" R.I.P. Hunter Thompson...20 yrs, & your voice is missed more than ever

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Wakes up, checks bluesky...Damnit, neither of those two assholes died during the night

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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Another way to put this: Musk and his twerps have exposed us to pandemics, broken science, stolen all your data, endangered the U.S. payments system, threatened air traffic control, and cut off HIV medication to 20m people in order to save ::checks notes:: 2/10th of a percent of the federal budget.

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

Movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs

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Woman character that you love

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Barely a month into this disaster, & every time I open my banking app I wonder how long the FDIC guarantee will be good for

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If Midnight Moonlight doesn't get you dancing, I'm sorry

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Time for church Check out GarciaLive Volume Seven: November 8th, 1976 Sophie's Palo Alto by Jerry Garcia Band on Amazon Music music.amazon.com/albums/B0713...

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I would not be sad if an unfortunate accident were to befall Elon

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I’m sure it’s just my TDS, but I think Trump is proving to be exactly as bad as we said he was going to be and people who acted like we were hysterical should be embarrassed they didn’t do more to try and stop it.

submitted 8 days ago • 415 comments

folks someone put together a "Trump crash plane" tracker trumpcrashedthis.com

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

He never ran on fixing egg prices. He ran a hateful racist, homophobic, transphobic, nationalistic campaign where he promised to go after his "enemies" & fundamentally reshape the American govt & society to their racist, fascist image of it And he won. Makes me sick & it's only getting worse

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This is what the news feels like now

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Greeting everyone today w/ my most Zacherle voice: "I want to wish you all a happy Valentine's Day"

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I've once again failed the "Stop in Home Depot for one cheap thing w/o buying $50 worth of batteries" challenge

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If you support any of this, you’re honestly just a terrible person. People’s lives are being upended and destroyed. For every 1% increase in unemployment, 40,000 people die—yet some are celebrating.

submitted 10 days ago • 619 comments

It's like Eric Adams watched The Wire & was really impressed by how Clay Davis ran his career

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It's only the worst day of the next 4 years, so far. There'll be worse

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The Dead played a decent show on this day in 1970

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Vince Neil owns a plane? I didn't realize the ROI on cocaine & strippers was that high

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Begrudgingly giving the Eagles a lot of credit for this

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Evergreen post

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Kendrick's performance is going to get all the white fans so riled up that the NFL is going to have to dig up John Lennon and George Harrison to have a Beatles reunion next year

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My hatred for the Eagles has the universe making spam calls to my phone from "Philadelphia" as they're smoking the Chiefs right now

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Time for church Check out GarciaLive Volume Seven: November 8th, 1976 Sophie's Palo Alto by Jerry Garcia Band on Amazon Music music.amazon.com/albums/B0713...

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Happy Eyes of the World debut day to all who celebrate

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When you press any man for more information about anything from his early 20s, he’ll get a distant look in his eye and say something like, “Well… that was during the time I had a roommate who would drive his Dodge Dart through the living room wall every night.”

submitted 16 days ago • 31 comments

Spoiler alert, it goes back into Playing in the Band

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