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florabeaumont.bsky.social
The world is a hodgepodge. That's the beauty of it.
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Are you insane?

submitted 6 hours ago • 11 comments

My brain... my poor brain...

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I'm inventing a form of cancel culture that is 1,000 times stronger

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

I may not be popular but I’m not funny either

submitted 2 hours ago • 19 comments

Yes. Yes I did delete that post you liked, because I thought of a better way to phrase it

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

I’m not a bitch, but I keep one in my back pocket for emergencies.

submitted 3 hours ago • 13 comments

When you're suffering from dehydration check out rehydration

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

A few minutes ago it was pouring rain and I wished for it to stop It is now snowing furiously and I regret not being more specific

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

Hey with the intention of setting a bad example.

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm ambidextrous but it's kooky. I can stab you with both hands but I high five with my right.

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

Most of the dogs I see walking around out here have a bigger selection of shoes than I do.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Tried pineapple pizza for the first time to appease the kid I work with. Phenomenal.

submitted 4 hours ago • 22 comments

submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

Me awkwardly flirting.. Sup

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I went to a Waffle House in Ohio and an 8 year old burnt me with his cigarette

submitted 4 hours ago • 26 comments

my stomach is making modem noises

submitted 5 hours ago • 12 comments

much like my body i wear a pair of shoes until the sole falls apart

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh great, no intrusive thoughts. I’m bored.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Long story short, my last words will probably be "Get to the point!" before being stabbed to death.

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

I think today is the day you’re supposed to go put some ass on your forehead

submitted 10 hours ago • 10 comments

You guys I'm done talking to people outside my head. None of them get me

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Missing the days where I thought swallowing gum was the biggest mistake I could make.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

You think I’m a slut? No worries if not

submitted 8 hours ago • 6 comments

Double dippers can’t be trusted.

submitted 3 hours ago • 9 comments

I wanted to give up stuffing my face with leftovers for Lent, but I just can't quit cold turkey

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm a loud typist I don't hunt and peck I hunt and attack

submitted 3 hours ago • 5 comments

Ok, it was cool at first, but I’m gonna have to start charging for these skeets

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

I’m drifting away bring snacks

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

State of burrito (gassy)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You guys need to figure some things out among yourselves

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Please kindly remember to remove me from the microwave half way through the cooking process and spoon some sauce over me. Thank you.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

What you are witnessing here is the aftermath of an explosion of my head.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I fart in crowded elevators.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Are those hills even rolling, bro?

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments