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This app is dead.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

When a red light turns green, EVERYONE should honk. It wakes up the fucking assholes scrolling on their phones and gets everyone moving.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Currently watching World War Florida break out in Publix because some guy tried hoarding all the BOGO popcorn chicken. If you don't hear from me again, I died defending the hot food counter. At least I'll get a discount on my funeral for being a rewards member. (1/5)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"Florida Man Arrested For..." headlines are weak. Try living here where that's just called 'Thursday' and the arrest is the least interesting part of the story.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Immigrants in FL make up 47% of workforce in agriculture, forestry, fishing, hunting and mining; 38% in construction; and 25% in service jobs. Going after this workforce means higher prices in supermarkets and disrupted supply chains. That’s the reality.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Steal from Publix. #stealfrompublix

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

😍

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I hate it here.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Of course my racist boss bought a Tesla. Of course.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

glad someone is finally saying it lol

submitted 9 days ago • 93 comments

Clicked on the Amber Alert link and this is what I got.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Normalize mutilating the corpses of mosquitos you've just killed.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Going after the largely immigrant agricultural workforce in Florida means higher prices in supermarkets and disrupted supply chains. That’s the reality.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus christ just CTRL F and replace, you feckless shitbags

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Claude AI's knack for self-titling previous chats is a great feature. "Exploring the Allure of Vigilantism" sounds like a book I'd buy. Or write.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I need to figure out how to adjust or disable the motion sensor for the bathroom lights at work. 10 minutes isn't nearly enough.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Mar-a-Lago is only worth $1.8b because of all the valuable classified documents in the bathroom. The rest of the house is about $47 and change.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

submitted 13 days ago • 307 comments

You can see the CTE in Brady's eyes.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It's been 15 minutes, Shane Gillis.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I would believe Seal is an actual seal before I'd believe Matthew McConaughey flies commercial.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This app is dead.

When a red light turns green, EVERYONE should honk. It wakes up the fucking assholes scrolling on their phones and gets everyone moving.

Currently watching World War Florida break out in Publix because some guy tried hoarding all the BOGO popcorn chicken. If you don't hear from me again, I died defending the hot food counter. At least I'll get a discount on my funeral for being a rewards member. (1/5)

"Florida Man Arrested For..." headlines are weak. Try living here where that's just called 'Thursday' and the arrest is the least interesting part of the story.

Immigrants in FL make up 47% of workforce in agriculture, forestry, fishing, hunting and mining; 38% in construction; and 25% in service jobs. Going after this workforce means higher prices in supermarkets and disrupted supply chains. That’s the reality.

Steal from Publix. #stealfrompublix

😍

I hate it here.

Of course my racist boss bought a Tesla. Of course.

glad someone is finally saying it lol

Clicked on the Amber Alert link and this is what I got.

Normalize mutilating the corpses of mosquitos you've just killed.

Going after the largely immigrant agricultural workforce in Florida means higher prices in supermarkets and disrupted supply chains. That’s the reality.

Jesus christ just CTRL F and replace, you feckless shitbags

Claude AI's knack for self-titling previous chats is a great feature. "Exploring the Allure of Vigilantism" sounds like a book I'd buy. Or write.

I need to figure out how to adjust or disable the motion sensor for the bathroom lights at work. 10 minutes isn't nearly enough.

Mar-a-Lago is only worth $1.8b because of all the valuable classified documents in the bathroom. The rest of the house is about $47 and change.

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

You can see the CTE in Brady's eyes.

It's been 15 minutes, Shane Gillis.

I would believe Seal is an actual seal before I'd believe Matthew McConaughey flies commercial.

Not a single close-up shot of one audience member during the entire halftime show. Everyone was pissing and getting more nachos.

Performance sucks but it's gotta be enraging MAGA so let's ride

Tom Brady doing commentary for the Super Bowl is the epitome of DEI.

I don't care how many times they play Abracadabra, it's fucking shit.

CoffeeMate taking LIX a bit literally.

Calm down, the refs' script doesn't kick in till the end.