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flotsemjetsem.bsky.social
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Asked my 3 year old what 2 +2 was earlier and his response was Dads feet stink. I am not one to take offense cause it is true. Just gotta teach him about tact and how to deal with social situations.

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Logging off for the day and boss texts me. You gonna take care of that ticket? I asked are you gonna pay me to take care of that ticket? Radio silence. I make a great grilled cheese wrap btw.

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So there is a thing called Blue Skye and it is like Twitter before it got bought by an ass hat. Me explaining this platform to others

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Maybe I am just unlucky but ever IM someone in teams/slack or whatever and their status immediately goes to away or out of office? Just me huh...

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Hope all is doing well. Im done for the night. You are loved even if you think not

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Just searched "video games" to discover folks to follow and there was like maybe a dozen hits. Did blue sky hire the reddit programmer? JK jk.

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I just admitted to my wife that I had a blue sky account. She was disappointed that I was not gay. Don't know how to take that feedback.

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Dunno if you have ever watched 23 seasons of forensic files on loop for weeks straight like I do. I just like to think in my head that Peter Thomas is narrating my journey to make a grilled chicken wrap.

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Noticed today that moving a large mattress with one other person that is actually in shape is the closest I will get to dumping a body like in mobster movies. Probably a good thing now that I think of it....

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I don't have enough funds to hire a media manager yet. So if you follow me and I don't follow you. It is just because I'm an idiot. Anyone got tips?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

America is in that blackout drunk spot that in 4 years it will wake up and drink some water then apologize. I feel sorry for the rebound president.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone else on here because they are too old or out of the loop that it had that look of what Twitter was before bots, celebs, and what not?

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It is a shame that America has become an embarrassment cause the nation has done a lot of good things. Like lower tea prices.

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After watching hundreds of hours of true crime I think there should be professional shit talkers as part of punishment as well as prison. You murdered that dude? Cause he said he didn't like beanies?

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