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I’m God’s drunkest driver on his narrowest two way road (Hetalia OC)
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It’s called self care.

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Anyone can kill with the right attitude!

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I vaguely remember chestnut trees. That was a while. I hope we run into some cool friends.

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Emil is a good guy

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Of course! We’re just goofing anyway

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Honestly. None of those sound too hard !!

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I wish they were still selling those uranium plates

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🫡Yessir🫡

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Yeah, is it going to be through forest?

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Shit how do I be Sean!? I need a guide or beer or both!

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🦈: it would have been so funny if Daniel didn’t like nature ngl

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A hike sounds great!

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To be loved is to be seen

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At least let me see for myself.

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We can do something else. I don’t know your boyfriend like that. Plus I wanna spend time with you and not Leon.

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You wanna go blow shit up with fireworks?

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I could drink to that honestly.

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Plus it can’t hurt right ?

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They still do. God. Honestly my favorite thing you ever decided to create.

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Wanna come over and watch all the gingersnap movies ?

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Good. If you ever need to discuss things like that or anything really. I’m here. You deserve understanding and I’m happy to give it

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…Is that unsatisfactory? (Good.)

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That’s because you’re you. Everyone is going to experience crushes differently. Doesn’t mean you’re missing out or anything.

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Of course none of them had my heart like how 𝙝𝙚 does

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I even thought about picking the lance up myself because of them.

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Perhaps it’s my mother’s nature to love humans and I am nothing but my mother’s son.

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I don’t know about nations, but I was down bad for Rome and any Roman that so much glanced my way. Despite.

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Oh and waddabout those knights ?

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Princes were good fun although I was always partial to poets

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One day, I’ll be able find the proper words to describe and explain in a way that does you justice. Thank you for letting me stick around despite… my boldness.

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Being a bear doesn’t make you anymore gay then the next gay man

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Pft

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They have for a while. It’s crab-ical 🦀

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Not mine! I assure you, you have and will never be secondary to me. I couldn’t imagine favoring another over you.

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Yes. There are more than 7,000 types of crabs. And Crabification where non-crab crustaceans evolve crab-like bodies is a very real thing. Imagine being so resilient and so bountiful.

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Good news for you, I do. I admire crabs.

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[Lux makes him think of very selfish selfish thoughts about love. It’s not his fault.]

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I find that hard to believe

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I’m a Scorpio. 🦂

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Right after me

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Gullies are just empty river banks.

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Free my man Stinky (he’s done many things wrong and I have forgiven him)

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Yeah I thought my lil bro would like it 😎

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Time for a real quiz boys. Take the quiz "Which Yule Lad Are You?" on uQuiz at uquiz.com/quiz/Pdwg3J/...

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