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flowjam.bsky.social
They're calling him the Franz Kafka of Bluesky
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submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You can very easily tell who did and didn't have a Big Numbers phase as a kid

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I Got My HOG SQUEEZED At FAMOUS DAVE'S PULLED PORK

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The doomsday clock guys have been edging since 1947. Bow Down to The Gooners Supreme

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The count is in

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

it is necessary to imagine ShoeLegend happy.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

You Are (Not) A Vibe

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting for the nurse to leave the room in the doctors office and then lying on the floor like Peter griffin until they come back

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The return of clarendon melee Pull up or else start.gg/comet

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing posts of people talking about misbehavior in movie theaters. People on their phones, talking, laughing at inappropriate moments, but I haven't encountered this at all. The only valid conclusion is that Virginian theater goers are the most cultured group in America

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

@curecrown.bsky.social please follow back I need to discuss something with you in DMs

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Was there ever a time period in which regular jeans -> ripped jeans -> jeans shorts were in fashion close enough together in that order such that one pair of jeans could have remained in vogue for an extended period through normal wear and tear?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

To all new breloom fans:

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

You don't get to call me that, Panera Bread

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Don't understand why anyone would buy skins in marvel rivals. I'm already playing as venom. What more could you possibly need

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

@noah-jd.bsky.social I played Pseudoregalia after you posted about it on X™ The Everything App™ and it was really good.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Every state other than my own has fucked up and weird tap water

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

A bunch of my kids on my Ult team were discouraged from losing to a Luigi player in our final regular season game heading into playoffs I am now realizing that kid playing Luigi was Rap the entire time.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

What's the morally correct decision on allowing my posts to be used for AI training if I think they'll make it worse?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe I got tricked into watching boxing again

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Hey you dumb idiot baby. You absolute fucking buffoon. Did I just see you try to swipe left on the first page of a chapter in the Shonen jump app? That's it, you're getting another 4,320,000 years in the realm of eternal punishment. You will never escape Samsara

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Murder on the dancefloor is the platonic form of White Woman Music

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I keep a secret list of everyone I know with a tally for every time they call a fighting game character a "champ" or "champion." Justice will be served, eventually.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Video games as a medium peaked with ratchet and clank 3 in 2004 when you fought robot Britney Spears after watching the music video for her song about genocide

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

If elon is making twitter the everything app then bluesky should go full Seinfeld and be The App About Nothing

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

melee results update: aimen 2-3, 3-1, 3-1 over sharp to win the Stockholm local, pip and leff overheard calling him the “white drephen” and that they “better stay in that office or (they’re) finished”

submitted 137 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes when @hossart.bsky.social annoys me I go chaingrab ganon on fourside until the ufo shows up and then run on it while playing cartoon sound effects pretending it's his head

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

I'm on my Jonathan Tene shit with rivals 2 lox is bottom 1 and I will still downplay him

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

I want to mute "HSR" so I don't see posts about Honkai Star Rail but I can't because I might miss posts about High Speed Rail

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Does gordon ramsay eat ass or does his palette reject it like when he tried to eat the shark penis

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to try an experiment on this account. If you have been to a #fgc event IRL, it could be a tournament or your local scene, post about it here and I'll give you a follow.

submitted 142 days ago • 547 comments

Noticing a dire lack of good shitposters on this platform. I'll do my best to contribute, but let me know about any good ones you see

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments