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One of the lucky kids that grew up in the weird wilds of South Florida in the long-ago-before-times. Tech junkie, sci-fi nerd, aquaculturist, and nature boy, currently working on an AI-powered camera/hydrophone system to monitor our local dolphins.
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ATTENTION, ALL FEDERAL EMPLOYEES: SCAM EMAIL ALERT! The Trump WH is sending out emails requesting justification of your work and terminating for non-reply. DO NOT REPLY! That is not the terms of your employment or legal procedure. Follow the letter of the law to a "T" and delay, delay, delay.

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This is how it’s done.

submitted 1 day ago • 2800 comments

Just in case anyone needs to directly bribe the new director of the FBI, Amazon has bulk rates...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is REALLY the cover of the children's book written by our newly-confirmed director of the FBI. You seriously can't make this 💩 up...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We need a thousand more like judge Ana Reyes to "Make America Educated Again". 💙💙💙

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm just some nobody living in the swamp, but I too approve both of these messages. 💙

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"And then things got worse"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Just finished my sign for tomorrow. Who else is hitting the streets and being heard? Tit for tat. Now that I showed you my kindergarten art project... show me yours. 😁🥰💙 Bonus: Found some cheapy bullhorns to stream Schoolhouse Rock and protest songs from the phone! 🤣😘

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

As someone who grew up in the early web days, accidentally watching gurgling terrorist beheading videos, instead of the song you were trying to download off Limewire... I'd still have to say, this is the scariest thing I've EVER seen on the internet. Believe them when they tell you who they are.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Time for a retro rewind. This whole country is in need of a primary lesson in civics, and I can think of nothing better than the most catchy and educational tunes from my childhood. Raise your hand if you can recite the preamble to the Constitution. Wave both hands and dance if you can sing it. 🥰

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Our government is now banning individual words... Using the word "Felon" in any communications is now grounds for termination. I wonder what's next on the ban list? Bribe, Bribery, Convict, Convicted, Corruption, Criminal, Rape, Rapist, Traitor, Treason,... 1984 is gonna be so jealous. >_<

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

From dreams we were born... to dreams, we will turn? Canadian doctors accidentally recorded 900 seconds of a brain during sudden death. In the 30 seconds before and after death, brainwaves were similar to accessing memories during dreams. "Sweet dreams" might end up having a whole new meaning. 😁

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Now is probably a good time to sit down with your parents and watch a few scambaiting videos on youtube to help prepare them. I'm pretty sure every bit of data that the muskminions™ broke into has already been sold across the dark web multiple times by now. So. Much. WINNING!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just when you think you've seen it all, some psychotic felon runs up to you and shouts, "HOLD MY BEER!" If we all survive 2025, it'll be a miracle...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Lemme get this straight... So you're telling me that giving a drug addict and a bunch of kiddie hackers, with no qualifications or security clearances, the access to all of our Top Secret and most sensitive data,... was a bad thing? If only someone had mentioned it earlier.

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RFK and the Musk gang fired 10% of the CDC during raging avian flus, TB, and measles outbreaks? Well, of course they did, cause that's what sociopaths do. ＼(^o^)／ Plague Doctor might be a great career choice for 2026...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Stevie Wonder said even he saw this coming...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Not only has Musk illegally frozen funds, he's actively reversing funds, that have already been allocated by congress, directly from the recipient's bank accounts. This level of casual cruelty is truly medieval. brooklyneagle.com/articles/202...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey babe,... wake up. A new strain of highly pathogenic H5N9 just dropped...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

WHAT?!? MUSK took control of our entire government and slashed ALL funding except to his government welfare, multi-million $$$ receiving companies? Shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you. 😱

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments