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fluffsuit.bsky.social
I never mean what I say even when I do.
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My wife has been buying so much yard from Joann’s before it closes and sticking it in the shed. Then she disappears in there “organizing” for hours. What she do in there?

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Guys. Found a place that saves produce from the landfill. They delivered 25 pounds for $15. If you go and pick it up it’s 75 pounds for $15. Went through it. There was 1 bad tomato and and 10 bad mini peppers. The rest is perfect.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Guys. I just got out of bed. Not sure if you all have been following the DM issues on the other site. But now DM’s work but tweets don’t. Just the funniest way for a site to go down.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like someone finally has been hurt by a gas station hot dog.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Well, he wanted to go to Mars, so—

submitted 98 days ago • 125 comments

Elong thinking he’s this guy when in fact he’s the other guy.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Just farted for so long both my dogs did that head till thing looking at my butt like How is he talking out his back end like that? I’m a sorcerer to them. A great magician!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Lily on catnip!!

submitted 104 days ago • 4 comments

Got my son to play counter strike with me. Tried source. Apparently I have a cloud save from December of 2011.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

The only thing coming out of a decades old can of salmon that would surprise me is an edible can of salmon

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t seem to post pics

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Do you guys think this is the proper meat to veggie ratio for stew?

submitted 104 days ago • 6 comments

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Ah crap…

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment