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I don't get FOMO but get envious when people go out without me despite my declining their invitation.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

So upset my dominant hand is broken and now I have to use my submissive hand

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Starting a petition to get the Pope laid before he dies.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried to make a Twin Peaks anime?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I need someone to take a tiny spoon and scrape out all of the gunk in my sinuses.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Dr jackal and Mr hyena

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

submitted 104 days ago • 159 comments

Extremely disappointed in the lack of ghost visits this Christmas. Like come on, I've been a right bastard this year.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

My new years resolution is to become more insufferable then you can even fathom

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I'm less of an "I can fix her" and more of a "I can satisfy her" delusional type.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Ever get into such a messy situation you don't even have anyone to talk to about it?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Bed rotting is privileged, some of us have to rot on a couch.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Cats hide when they're not feeling well and you know what, right now, I get it.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Damn I missed being in a friend group with sexual tension.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Restaurants should start providing lactaid pills like they're mints.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Crying thinking about how moo deng can never comprehend by how many she is loved

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Why do my dreams always take me back to high school rather than anytime in the decade since

submitted 425 days ago • 0 comments

So we're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, what do we do under the mistlefoot?

submitted 477 days ago • 0 comments

Movies these days don't have enough Rube Goldberg machines.

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral is a really odd choice to be playing as lobby music at a clinic.

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

If you say Sara Lee in the exact wrong way you can make it sound like medication. "Ask your doctor about Saralee"

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

You send ONE frog post to your SO and suddenly Instagram thinks you only like frog memes

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm so healthy" I think as I chug a beer down with my salad.

submitted 612 days ago • 0 comments

He *really* wants Twitter to look and sound like a vampire night club

submitted 622 days ago • 0 comments

The vibes on this app are much better than the other ones but the blue sky loading screen feels a tad silly

submitted 623 days ago • 0 comments

Hope this is the one, my phone is getting cluttered from all the Twitter replacements.

submitted 623 days ago • 0 comments