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flugenhof.bsky.social
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"lmao?" are you serious? mao never took a single L in his life

Moth lady: not tonight babe i'm ovipositing Mothman: well i'm ova here positing maybe i shoulda went out with the fellas

Arabesque II by František Kupka, 1925

Can you watch them while I go smoke

best and worst things to happen the day you were born (march 20) Best (1815): Napoleon enters Paris after escaping Elba to begin his hundred days rule Worst (2003): the invasion of Iraq begins

the bsky devs have 24 hours to end racism in Amerikkka. I have kidnapped the heir to a multi-billion dollar media fortune and will force her to commit bank robberies in the Bay Area until my demands are met

my wife lowering me into my grave after drinking 3 ipas

the "quote tweets don't show the original if the op is blocking you or the quoter" in insane

strange swollen pustules have begun appearing all over my body... just kidding ;) ;) repost this or you will wake up tomorrow covered in painful, festering boils that no salve will soothe or heal

It honestly pisses me off when nutrients aren't bioavailable