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fluorescentorange.bsky.social
Jack (They/Them) One half of the duo Bird Watchers Union. One whole of the project Fluorescent Orange. One quarter Irish maybe.
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We should bring back saying “what’s the scoop?”

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I think meme culture appeals to the far right because copy pasting other people’s jokes is the only way they can come close to being funny or thoughtful

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Do people on dating apps even want to talk? Messaged this girl all of my theories on Elden Ring lore and she unmatched?

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This account is now linked to flashes so expect more selfies and cat pics.

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The only pictures I have from my trip to Savannah. I guess I should take more pictures of things. #flashes

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If I was famous I’d call Beyoncé mid at the Grammys and immediately get my head blown off by three different snipers

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Jazz drummers base their whole personality on holding their sticks like a fucking nerd

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Two absolutely STUNNING bitches right here

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*kick piece of crashed airplane* Should be up in the air…

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The fantastic four: Einstein, Beyoncé, The Muppets, and Japan

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One thing about me? I love reissues of old obscure music. Preserving art is so fucking rad.

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Why is it that when people talk about the Beastie Boys they talk about Licensed to Ill and not the three way better albums that came after it?

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If I get the bird flue and die please transport my body to the white house steps via self driving Tesla

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Funky balls *a sick sax riff plays loudly from in my pants*

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I’m gonna beat the crap out of you: confusing, unclear, weak I’m gonna beat you till you crap: clear, concise, threatening

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The last thing my old band ever put out sadly feels even more relevant to me now than when I wrote it. “I dont feel safe, I feel fearful, it feels like there’s nothing I can do. When they come to take my neighbors I’m screaming as they try and twist the truth” music.apple.com/us/album/unl...

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Let’s fucking gooooooooo

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I love catching shit for simply asking for help with something I’ve never done before at work 🙃

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I would rather have bad people take advantage of my kindness than not be kind to those who need it

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I got a haircut, I am adorable, that is all.

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Social anxiety sucks. I have to piss so bad but I CANNOT ask this barber if I can use their restroom.

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Finally got the ball rolling on a project with @mister-beebe.bsky.social. How many fart sounds do yall think I can sneak into the instrumentals without him noticing?

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One small thing that brings me comfort in this hellhole is every time one of these evil fucks in power opens their mouth they sound like an idiot. They will go down in history as the stupid scum that they are. These aren’t “evil geniuses” these are idiots who love to hurt others for their own gain.

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When your mom suggests you pack a “go bag” in case you need to flee the country because the country is being overthrown by a bunch of hyper rich incel douchebags 🙃

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My sister makes cool stuff yall

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Can’t wait to get the bird flu and die.

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John clod can damn

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Crazy how many problems can be traced back to an insanely rich loser who cheats at video games to make himself look cool and like four or five of his insanely rich loser friends.

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I can’t even take naps here. Work sucks.

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I don’t really wanna do work anymore

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You can’t hear it but I’m screaming

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I made a post about pooping but it had a typo so I guess nobody will ever hear that poop joke.

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“Gotta know when to fold em” should be a valid excuse to leave work

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The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

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My mom is so cool

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The amount of arguing I see between people who in a general sense agree with each other but have decided to split hairs to get mad about how they agree is too much

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That Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy? He’s racist. Feel old yet?

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I love shaking stuff. I know babies HATE to see me coming.

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People shouldn’t be allowed to be younger than me

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It’ll only take 180 Red Bulls to kill me. Average price is about $2.50 for 1 Red Bull. Sharks, I’m asking for a $450 investment in getting me off this earth.

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Trying really hard to not feel the impending doom. I hope whatever happens I am here to see things eventually get better.

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Weird that Joe Biden has preemptively pardoned Joe Biden for drunk driving a car through a parade 🤔

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His name shoulda been Gorilla Kong if you ask me…

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