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Still tired, but less so?
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Kid screaming as his mother follows him in after verifying he didn’t wash his hands with soap: “THIS IS THE MENS BATHROOM!”

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If they ever invent the Okay Dane I might have to get one just to show my support.

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What is the Edsel of dogs

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what if they made Vanna the host and Seacrest the booth babe

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Now playing “Simulation Crow (Wide Application)” by Type O Negative

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Ambient Temperature Bar and Grill

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I wish everyone here a very mclusky new album day

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Abacab includes "No Reply at All"

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Vice President, Scrum Leader I bnymellon.eightfold.ai/careers/job/...

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autiste

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could you use worms, to fish...for birds???

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Brainrot begins early these days

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R.A.I.N.N. Wilson

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Peter Murphy shows how to make fishcakes

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ACAB includes copping a feel

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Mike's Hard LemonParty

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As a decorated gamer, I know that the sure sign of a corpse is when all the teabaggers show up

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In Soviet Russia, teabags woke you

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How am I expected to believe this is an AI agent when she so clearly has five fingers on one hand

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Duodenum? Damn near killed ‘em!

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so there's an episode of Bluey that is the plot of 𝑀𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑜 and I'm surprised no one is talking about this

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- Death - Taxes - “My build is failing, and I didn’t read any of the docs that might solve my problem, please help.”

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Department of Goebbels Enthusiasts

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Herb smokes 50mg DMT and realizes that profiles are a contract with Satan’s anal sphincter.

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is the vessel that goes between you and the bank teller called a numismatic cylinder

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looking forward to being the first to create the :saydrake: emoji on the work slack tomorrow

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Feel like there’s a Filoque joke to be made here.

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I feel like I see a lot of pictures of horses but I never see horse dong in them and that seems sad

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My government collapsed and all I got was this lousy data breach

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I see this getting lambasted but who better to make a killing than a murderer

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Babes in T-bill-land

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