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flyingfangs.bsky.social
Writer, Narrative Designer, and Well-Rounded Malcontent. Forever goth 🦇 (she/her)
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Never leaving the internet, I love a public breakup.

HAPPY BDAY TO OUR DESIGNER @flyingfangs.bsky.social, SHE IS DARLING AND @scott.fuzzyg.host & @fuzzyg.host MADE HER A DARLING THING

Everyone is a lil gay.

The three new Harry P*tter actors have the opportunity to do the funniest thing after filming…

What if he changed his name to LOL Cool J, just for a little hahahehe?

Janet Jackson videos need to be studied by people writing sex scenes so they can learn about chemistry.

if I ask for a six pack this is what I mean

in the (goth) klerb, we all fam

Not to be dramatic but if this was 250 years ago, these mosquito bites would have had me cooked.

Believe it or not, you can still earn good grades even out of school. For instance, we took our cats to the vet who kept complimenting them and had no constructive feedback whatsoever. Call that an A+ baby.

How to prove you’re guilty in one easy step!!

Being an artist online is wild these days. There's like a million genocides going on and half of the world lives in abject misery and you can't do anything about it and you want to die but here's my scribble of a cute robot lol. Jesus Christ.

And not a vampire novel but I found The Reformatory by Tananarive Due a wonderfully kismet pairing with Sinners!

I honestly though they were sending those “celebrities” into space to leave them there forever. Bit disappointed.

The ever helpful desk cat, with many different forms including too cute not to pet, help he won’t get off my keyboard, and full on destruction mode (he knocked my medicine on the floor).

“I know what I’m doing” - the worst businessman this world has ever seen

We’ve been playing Split Fiction and guess what couch co-op games are god tier and it’s crazy more people don’t make them. The gameplay mechanics are VERY fun. Last night we were pigs. Play video games.

I’ll never be sad we tried to make this. Especially since what we turned out was actually very IT. I will be sad we didn’t get to finish. The stories I wrote y’all.

I completely redid my resume and after writing about how capable and qualified I am to do things, I had to lie down.

I just used @resist.bot to sign this petition, and you can too! resist.bot/petitions/PL...

Put up a bird feeder outside my office window to provide my sons with ~%*EnRiChMeNt%|ÂŁ

Great news, Hackers still rules

I’m new to wearing glasses for more than just reading - any tips out there for how to get used to them? Or is it simply trial by screen after screen after screen?

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One of the trickier situations in life is pronunciation. For example, do you look like a dick pronouncing van GOGH (goff) the right way or do you look like a lil idiot by pronouncing it wrong (go) especially when you know it’s not pronounced that way?

I chortled

You feeling tired? Put a game on your Steam Wishlist. Angry? Steam wishlist. Depressed? Two games on the wishlist.

“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself as i sit in front of my screen eating chips and waiting for my therapists video to connect

Hey are you a fan of not usually being paid on time? If so, have you ever considered becoming a contract worker?! The rates are bad AND the payment can take long.

It is March. Everything has gone wrong. I have 5 MOSQUITO BITES in what still qualifies as winter. If the mosquitos can get to us anytime, there is no way out.

Count Orlock has #Oscars opinions… #Nosferatu #Challengers

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