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He/ him This is a repository for intrusive thoughts of a particular individual in App-a-latch-uh Not actually Louis Armstrong and I have never been to the moon. I do enjoy the occasional bike ride, however.
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Brief reminder that, even for the rich, there's old people, and there's fat people. And there's not a lot of old fat people. Dude is gonna be in a grave before too long

Out of my lane, dehydrated, and VERY bothered

GOD DAMN IT MARK JUST SIT DOWN FOR A GODDAMN SECOND.

Becoming increasingly pleased at my decision to get sterilized. I would not want to bring a child into this country and the bleak outlook ahead. For anyone with kids, I am so sorry that you have to deal with a country that continuously claims they're for the children, but then acts otherwise.

Normal people imagine what their SNL audition would be like right? Like God no I don't want to work there. But I just wanna know if I could do it.

Everything in the world is generally awful right now, but my cat just snuggled into a little ball between me and the couch, so things are going pretty good

Here's a Public Service Announcement. PSA (you can Google it) has excellent nerf blasters for a reasonable price right now. Fellow lefties, if you don't own one now is a good time to change that

I don't want to work I want my wife

It kind of sucks that my ADHD gives me two options to choose from: 1. Chase meaningful pursuits in real life so hard that I burnout and basically destroy myself 2. Play video games and be unable to unglue myself from my screens