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I promise there will be 100% less DC311 posts here. Ward 5 stuff. Go Birds. 🚲🛴🍻🐶🤙
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Don't do any of this.

The National Building Museum doesn’t want you to just look at their latest exhibit—they want you to jump, climb, and vault through it. Check out ”Momentum Park(our)" beginning on July 3. Learn more here:

Yes! We’ve been lacking a close hardware store since Mt Vernon closed!

Holy cow the full MBT is nearing completion, get ready for the biggest #MBTpubroll of all time!!!! 🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🍻🎉

It's wild to me how much no one cares about this stuff. www.thebulwark.com/p/how-big-te...

Upon seeing the turnout for Trump's parade, we got to thinking: what are some non-historically significant events on the Mall that've drawn bigger crowds? Volo nights? Any time it snows more than .5 inches? Catharsis on the Mall? What're we missing?

Why did none of you tell me they announced Spaceballs 2?

I love when people call cyclists "hysterical" or "easily offended" as if they've never seen a driver absolutely lose their shit when they're behind a car going the speed limit or when a pedestrian crosses the street. Drivers are perpetually whiny babies. Cyclists just don't want to get killed.

Two different drivers crashed into two different buses a block away from each other on North Capitol just now! Time for dedicated bus lanes!!

"Beardy handmaiden" is my guy.

Well, I just discovered an Amtrak Hack. Booked a regional business class ticket that was the same price as coach, which I've never seen. Train was late, was able to move to Acela first class for $0 and got dinner and booze. Win. Don't tell anyone.

The IRS Tax Filing Software TurboTax Is Trying to Kill Just Got Open Sourced 🔗 www.404media.co/directfile-o...

Sometimes leaving DC makes you feel grounded. You can still drink a lot of beer for $4-$6 in other places.

New Reynold’s Bar in hotel just south of Dupont Circle itself has a solid (for a hotel bar) daily HH

Wait, so Tariffs are a tax on the American consumer? Cars will only get "like $300 more expensive?" www.cnn.com/2025/06/04/b...

Nothing will ever replace DTC. FR though, walking across here doesn't suck and it's oddly quiet inside DTC. Call me impressed. ggwash.org/view/99703/b...

the news is saying that trump plans to increase military spending, give tax cuts for the rich, and slash spending for the poor. is this true? i've never heard of a republican doing this before

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Why is the city driving around in $70k+ Rivians?

Apparently “drinks in DC cost $46 now” is going viral but 1) it’s the Hotel Washington rooftop 2) it’s a margarita with Casamigos Reposado 3) including service charge and tax

IT’S HAPPENING: Tap Ride and Go @wmata.com staff testing underway (no it won’t work for you). Can’t wait to launch credit and debit card tap….stay tuned for more details later this month.

You know what else reports a net loss every quarter? Every single police department in the country.

Jager Bombs youtu.be/Q5QJ9i_o5vo?...

This place was cool before it turned into everyone bitching about politics like twitter.