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NBCTeacher, songwriter, whiner. Milwaukee partisan. Tea drinker. Butterscotch pudding was better when it came in metal cans. Classroom wish list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/369RDIC5KTN60?ref_=wl_share https://linktr.ee/folkbum
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to make a noun possessive, you add apostrophe-s (e.g., this thread is brooke's) possessive pronouns, on the other hand, never have an apostrophe even when they end in -s (e.g., this thread is hers) make it make sense

Dear Manager, 1. I pictured a rainbow. You held it in your hands. 2. I had flashes, but you saw the plan. 3. I wandered out in the world for years while you just stayed in your room. 4. I saw the crescent; you saw the whole of the moon.

Dear Manager, 1. I saved the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees. 2. You never change your socks. 3. I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow, where the rain don't fall, the wind don't blow 4. I quit. 5. I got a job where they hung the jerk that invented work in the big rock candy mountain.

Dear Manager, 1. I plant the seed. Sheriff John Brown say kill it before it grow (every time). 2. I started out of town, yeah? 3. I saw Sheriff John Brown aiming to shoot me down. 4. I shot the sheriff. 5. I did not shoot no deputy.

But also: my Fed wife sends an email at end-of-duty every day letting her supervisor know she’s logging out and … what she did that day. This is common across the government. He’s just so stupid and ignorant.

It’s deeply held prejudice and ignorance. My Fed wife’s not supposed to log in or even check email outside of duty hours. She can’t have any work email to her phone. Elon has no life outside of work and he expects everyone else to as well.

Grimes should send Elon this same email about their baby.

I mean considering the way Trump has worked to remove accountability for local police misconduct the BPD has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Elect Susan Crawford in Wisconsin on April 1st.

If you’re looking for something concrete you can do, give money to Susan Crawford in Wisconsin who is about to get hit with a ton of Musk Bucks. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/20/u...

As of noon on Thursday, Trump was president for 31 full days. He spent all or part of 16 of those days at four Trump Organization properties. from @pbump.com: www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Glad he will be able to dedicate himself full-time to his job as Milwaukee’s mayor

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

Good looking hawk right outside my classroom window right now.

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

trump take egg trump crash plane trump raise late fee trump stop traffic (there have to be more but i'm just not getting them right now)

THE DESIGNATED HITTER IS DEAD. Baseball, and all of professional sports, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!

SMART REPORTERS WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER USE ALT TEXT CHALLENGE 2025 I am not blind but reading a screenshot like this on my phone is a huge fucking pain and I can’t imagine how bad it is for the visually impaired.

Most photogenic polling place in America. #Milwaukee

the juxtaposition cc: @internethippo.bsky.social @gwensnyder.bsky.social

What’s the tipline phone number again? Gonna need to make a call about this PD I’m in.

I don't usually "do memes" but I'm about to hop on a 7hr flight so I say we do a #StarTrek meme roundup today. Dig deep, and bring the best you got! Most liked meme wins 5 Stanley Nickels!

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

nice post poking lots of holes in the Trump DOE's Valentines Day Dear Colleague Letter. worth a read for anyone who needs reassurance that the Trump admin lacks the power to re-write civil rights laws or end DEI in K-20 via executive fiat. educationcivilrights.com/blog/f/regul...

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Marcy makes a very nice point here. If Trump asserted that Special Counsel Jack Smith—who was in charge of just two cases against basically one person—was a principal officer who required Senate confirmation, then how could Co-President Musk—who’s remaking the *entire* government—be anything less?

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI

Where the fuck is Wes Moore and the Maryland National Guard?

Key thing to remember is cuts are coming where agency heads HAVE NOT BEEN CONFIRMED. Thousands of cuts across Ed, HHS (including agencies with heads waiting confirmation as well) have already happened without Congressional oversight because the people order the cuts haven’t been confirmed. Even if