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Imagine having billions and still dying trying to finance a couple more inches on credit

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

*yakub staring at the character creation screen, deep in thought* melanin slider all the way to the left Deceit and cunning maxed rhythm stat: debuffed jumping ability set to ‘nah’ sun resistance: -50 “yeah this gonna cause some problems”

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

I will never pay for youtube premium. i will watch a 90 second ad for dog food before every video. i will listen to the same unskippable granola bar commercial 4000 times. i will suffer, and i will win.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

watched 6 hours of duck tales and now i fully understand the economy. the ducks have it all figured out. we were fools to ignore them.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

no, i will NOT “meal prep.” i will continue to pay $27 a day for a single instant pot meal that i eat directly out of the pot like a medieval king. mind your own affairs

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

“It’s not about the destination but the journey” Oh really? You idiot, you fuckin buffoon? It’s all about the TSA security lines for you? It’s not the destination but the potbelly sandwich shop while you’re waiting? You fuckin nimrod… shut up.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Bible studies teacher: Noah built his arc to be 300 cubits long. That’s almost 1 and a half football fields. Over 500 feet! Me: 500 feet!?!? *starts jacking off*

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Baby got CPA face. Babys name is Sol. Baby is doing an internal audit.

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 390 comments

This lying piece of shit has never been workin’ on the railroad, let alone “all the livelong day”

submitted 293 days ago • 8 comments

Allow me to address the finer points of forklift operation…

submitted 243 days ago • 5 comments

It’s over for you hoes

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I personally can’t wait to go to the trump casino in Gaza. A safe and fun destination sure to be beloved by all.

submitted 15 days ago • 26 comments

If Eric Adams taught me one thing it’s that trying to beat corruption allegations is stupid. Simply corruption your way out of them!

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Oh damn, I forgot about the guy i saw on instagram who placed a straight up million dollar bet on the chiefs. Wonder how he’s doin…

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

One can of polar seltzer throws a monkey wrench into this whole theory.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Fuck it, shoulda got her to come out and dance on the track too.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Apparently this was bourbon st last night. There is nothing on earth that would compel me to this. Hieronymus Bosch couldn’t conceive horrors like this.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Taylor swift preparing to travel the 12 minutes from the four seasons to the Superdome.

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

The raw milk thing is such a bizarre hill to die (or get diarrhea) on. Truly one of the dumbest points of the culture war.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Ah jeeze. Looks like Kanye got into the sugar cereal again this morning…

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Sometimes I forget about this song and then it pops up and I’m like, oh yeah, this is a fucking banger…

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

For when you are carrying your child around but need everyone to know you’re definitely not gay and in fact a tactical operator.

submitted 22 days ago • 43 comments

Neo, if you take the blue pill you will wake up as if nothing happened. Still believing the 18 dollar bottle of IPA called “heady bastard” or whatever, actually tastes good and not like bitter shit. Or, you could take the red pill, and see how deep this rack of cheap domestic lager goes…

submitted 409 days ago • 7 comments