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foolsnknaves.rwrb.social
Sharper head, wilder heart | 27 | NYC
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Please know that when these photos dropped I was fully in public, yelled at my phone in a crowded cafe, & my irl bestie knew exactly why without even asking.

Just laughing at the idea that in another universe we’re all walking into our dermatologists appointments to see Taylor??

Just keep fighting for it, Taylor James. ♥️

Hey, maybe don’t ask if I have a husband or boyfriend while taking my blood pressure! And maybe actually give me clinical advice for the issue I came in for! Thanks! And fuck off!

Have we started the TZP at Met Gala manifestations yet?? Because between Lacoste Ambassador & being buds with co-chairs?? It has to happen??? Right?? (I don’t know how invites work but I will combust if this happens)

Getting a text on my way to work from irl besties asking about Nick & Prince William’s affair is EXACTLY how I wanted my day to start 😂

Love You For A Long Time (Maggie Rogers) is the song firstprince dances to on late Sunday mornings in the brownstone while they make breakfast and I’ll accept nothing else

If you do a scary thing in the morning, it means you can go get something pierced as a treat in the afternoon. I’m an adult, I would know these things.

let him handle it he’s a professional

Spotify, stop yelling, WE KNOW.

Telling the intern I’ll handle the errands today The errand in question:

is this the $75,000 cake in rwrb y’all keep talking about

Recent texts to best friend like:

You can’t even SEE THE COFFEE CUP BECAUSE HIS HANDS ARE SO BIG JFC

SUDDENLY BIG FAN OF LACOSTE WOW

dear thisbe, i wish there weren't a wall. love, pyramus

Do not check Instagram if you’re still at work!! You will see CMQ’s insta post about getting older right now and immediately start crying at your desk!! Cool, cool, cool!!

I never thought choosing to wake up, get out of bed, and live my life would be such an act of radicalism. I’ve better a little quieter because things feel so heavy but I just love you all very much. Take care of yourself today, in whatever way you can. 💕

Really learning a lot about myself with these hand close ups jfc

They continue on. Henry is more peaceful and contented than we’ve ever seen him. Alex watches him as if seeing him really for the first time, with a look that can only be described as love. The glowing statues surround and protect them.

just gonna leave this here, don't mind me.

You guys ever get to the point of being so overwhelmed at work that you zone out at your desk but then you get anxious you’re not ~accomplishing~ anything but you can’t actually get anything done because you don’t even know to start and *flings self into the sun*

“no homo” well that’s disappointing

What base is it when you start writing AUs about yourselves because @ceruleandust.bsky.social and I are there and the circus is involved 👀🎪🐍

Having the apartment to myself means one thing and one thing only 😌