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Warrior poet and occasional films The inside of my face hasn’t aged..
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I know there’s like some really bad stuff happening sort of everywhere… but ‘veggies’ ?! Please stop it’s so creepy and patronising. (Not when referring to non meat eaters, but the edible plant things)

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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

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Hey did someone turn up gravity?! I’ve been shifting some cord wood today and everything seems heavier, and even walking seems like an effort. Can somebody go check the dial or whatever.. thanks

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If you voted for the rabid dog - even though the frothing beast claimed he wouldn’t bite YOU - then you can’t really be shocked when he sinks his teeth into your bits..

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You’re gonna need it…

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🤦🏻‍♂️

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In the boiling centre of Hell huge demons roar, gorge and hurl giant boulders around, surrounded by an unimaginably vast crowd of baying and wailing lost souls. Meanwhile in a corner far far away from the demonic heart, a man throws a snowball and the small group of people watching nod earnestly

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Trump better not start any mass deportations too soon as he will need to rebuild America after this winter. I mean those uber chumps do realise that the whole country only functions because of Latinos, right?!

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OMG is Muck laying the ground for the return of Boris…?! BJ will happily spout any dogma / rhetoric no matter how insane or repulsive… 🤔

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There seems to be two sorts of people one encounters now; those that understand a plane, a road or any public space is effectively a shared experience, requiring some level of awareness and even compromise. And stupid fucking twat wankers…

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Due to this idiotic statement, by a person who has proven his inability to distinguish truth from online propaganda, I just donated to Wikipedia. Please do the same.

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Every xmas eve I randomly pull a book from one of our shelves hoping for a 12 year old wrap of coke to fall out, and be just potent enough for me to spend the whole evening babbling… about what happened. Wish me luck folks.

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Don’t do this enough anymore! A Bit drunk, standing in the garden looking up at the clear winter night stars listening to music a bit too loud. Fuck it’s cold… going inside to look at my phone

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This morning’s lovely 5 mins when the sun isn’t in the clouds. Get something similar for a few mins at the end too.

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What kind of profiling monster have I created if this insta ad is for me? Do I secretly aspire to be cold hearted, dead eyed eurotrash? Hmmm…. And what is that breakfast, and at what sort of time? I have soooo many questions!

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Havana Marking’s amazing film on C4 catch up. Try and catch it. www.channel4.com/programmes/u...

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What brings you joy?

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Who will appear as a slither of light in the collapsed mine of a world we’re living in? (Pls don’t say some imaginary friend, who created everything, but couldn’t make even a tiny planet all believe in one them?!!)

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