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He/Him. Anxiety-riddled gay. Always running up the stairs when he should be going out the front door.
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I am once again sobbing with my hands clenched after watching The Pitt

Grief really is a sneaky motherfucker.

Lorazepam having a moment while I’m over here stockpiling my alprazolam. Carry on.

“Why do I have a stomach ache?!” cried the 36 year old man who has seemingly done everything in his power to bring one on.

Can the Grey’s Anatomy people please at least make a vague attempt to make it look like the show is still set in Seattle? Throw a cool filter on things again maybe?

Hello would love to know if there's a particular reason I've been sneezing nonstop since 6:50pm yesterday?

Part of my self-care/survival routine during this barrage of terrible and frankly apocalyptic news is not giving that petty little man the joy of ratings or engagement and I deeply wish others would follow suit.

I’ve been radicalized by the nachos at Garage CC

I’ve decided to let “Bodies” by Drowning Pool be my song for the next lil bit

I get paid tomorrow, I’ve been in an economic blackout for the past 72 hours.

Selfishly, I may not have a career if this happens so please don’t fucking do it

I get that I’m…not for everyone, but what compels people to be so needlessly cruel for no reason at all?

A classic gay LOL at all the Valentine’s Day IG posts when you’ve s****d at least one of them at a crowded party in the past year

#TheMonkey was a gory scary blast and also I am very thankful for 90 minutes of Theo James stressed out in glasses 😮‍💨

Turns out being on the brink of tears all day will have me PRing at the gym like a motherfucker.

Oh god Philly restaurants are gonna be in SHAMBLES…Eagles victory parade on VALENTINE’S DAY?!

Ooooh I would love to over-analyze how they came to the agreement re: poster billing (Blake is physically visible first across the top, BUT Anna’s name is first L to R, BUT Blake’s name is ever so slightly higher…)

We’ve entered the “trying CBD gummies” phase of not being able to sleep a full night in the hellhole that is 2025.

Have been flirty and touchy with a guy for six months and tonight I was introduced to his PARTNER. Self-immolation incoming.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

How is the new SEPTA app so buggy that I have to actively log out and log back in every time I use it?

If you feel overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news streaming out of Washington, that's by design. Instead of feeling helpless in the face of it all, pick one or two issues that speak to you deeply and concentrate on pushing back on those. This is not a sprint. Saving the Republic is a marathon.

"It's going to get so much worse." "You won't like what comes next." "Enjoy the..." Shut. Up. Increasing the overall feeling of doom is op shit, even if you're not an actual op. We already know. All you're doing is increasing feelings of helplessness and making it harder to act.

Fled to the suburbs to ride out last night’s snowstorm with a…gentleman friend… and there really is something to be said about cuddling on the couch in a quiet development watching the snow fall.

Why yes I did just order $80 worth of Chinese food and crack a bottle of wine. Fuck it.

Rediscovered the magic of Trader Joe’s on my lunch break today but also that it largely feels like…groceries for adults who don’t know how to cook?

Just sat up out of a dead sleep with genuine concern about the number of Sims I’ve created and simply abandoned.

Finally, honorary Housewife, Charles Entertainment Cheese. #RHOBH

PK texas her.

Who would I be without my frequent stomach aches?

I need a trip to Italy like I need air.

Me: I’ve been watching a lot of The Nanny. Sean: Oh that’s Fran Lebowitz, right?

Pregaming NYE the only way one should: Twilight Zone marathon on Syfy and the Sara Bareilles concert on PBS.

Instagram bumping someone’s story to the top of your queue incessantly when they repost someone who has you blocked…10/10 bug, no notes.

Update: one of them *may* be waitressing at the Purple Parrot?

The way Uber is sending me push notifications literally just…asking me to book a ride (anywhere!!) is insane. Is it April 2020?!

Reneé leaving really tanked Sex Lives of College Girls 🫠