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fordorwood.bsky.social
Jaron Lanier told people to be like cats on social media. I am an actual cat on social media.
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I'm really embarrassed that this human lives in my house....

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Boss move here. Just wait for someone to open the case.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite human is sad that her co-workers at the US Forest Service, US Department of Energy, National Park Service, and numerous other agencies are getting fired for no reason. I like knocking things off tables for no reason, but I am a cat. Spaceboy and Mango Mussolini need to stop it.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Normally I try not to associate with dogs, but @harborhound.bsky.social has a good idea here. Now go back to licking yourself and trying to please humans, Luka.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

RIP Rufus. I know you have trained your servants well and they will welcome another cat into their home to take your place. May your chin be ever scratched, little fresh, and bowl always full.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it that I want to poop on one of these SO BADLY?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Me love sun. And hammock. #sun #hammock #catsofbluesky

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Where has my favorite human servant gone other human servants? Bring her home immediately!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I see you have fallen down the stairs. Let me lay on your chest and comfort you. I. Exchange I expect you to feed me, house me, feed me treats, and provide medical care. That is all.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Yes human I know I am very handsome, but please do not take my picture when I try to sleep. When I awaken I will shit in your shoe.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is the only place you may currently pet me human servant. Do not stop.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Keep it coming human servant!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Why won't my human servants let me into the tent? Need some tips on training this human.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Not gonna lie I'm so high on pain meds right now I can barely stay in my cat hammock.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This is Coco the dog with @krutophicles.bsky.social. Coco pretends to like skiing because her humans like skiing. This is stupid. A cat would never go skiing. I sat in a warm house all day.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I second what Sandal has to say here, which is "Human servants need to act more time cats and start knocking Muskrat and Mango Mussolini's stuff off the table." Listen to Sandal. He knows how to train humans.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My lady servants took me to the vet today because I was puking on her stuff and keeping her up at night. They gave me some drugs that gave me the munchies. Now I wait to see if I get to puke on more stuff.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Today I have an upset stomach so It am sitting on the human couch instead of my cat hammock. I would hate to get cat vomit on my hammock.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Yes! Fly to me you delicious fluff! Chak chak chak chak chak chak chak.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If your human is spending too much time on their warm attention box I suggest sleeping on top of it. This blocks access to the tappy tappy buttons. Follow me for more tips on training humans.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

This cat-on-cat aggression cannot stand. Resorting to violence in territorial disputes is not constructive. Time spent fighting each other could be spent training humans. Violence should be reserved for @effinbirds.com. #catsofbluesky #nonviolence #lebowski #ghandi

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Pet me under my chin human ONLY UNDER MY CHIN. Follow me for tips on training humans. #catsofbluesky #cats #training

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

For years I shed cat hair and vomited on the top of the couch until my human servants provide me this cat hammock. Follow me for more tips on training your human servants.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Saffron's look says "You have just dressed the most efficient killing machine in evolutionary history in cupid wings. Where do you want me to hide the half-dead rat?" You'll consider the weird smell coming from the pantry when buying buy a cat costumes. Follow me for more tips on training humans.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Hello grackle my old friend. I long to feel you in my mouth again. Chak chak chak chak chak chak.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Charlie's chosen perch space is highly defensive AND adjacent to human food storage. Well done Charlie.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments