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“Hey… this ice cream tastes like regret!”

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The receptionist at my doctor’s office wrote “FU” on my appointment reminder card and it took me a while to realize that she meant “follow up”. #Healthcare #doctor #FelixUnger

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You mean to tell me that best retort that the greatest logical mind in the entire Alpha Quadrant could muster was “arrest yourself”? #UndiscoveredCountry #Spock #StarTrek

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It's springtime and the cardinals are starting to return to my backyard. #Conclave #Cardinals #Spring

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The existence of a conclave implies the existence of a convlex.

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The true origin of Easter traditions. #Easter #HideTheEggs

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Remember, whenever Felon 45 says that “people are coming in from insane asylums”, he is conflating the idea of “seeking asylum” with institutions that help the mentally challenged. He really isn’t a smart man. #TrumpEmbarrassment #LaughingStock #ClownInChief

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SUNDAY TREK HOT TAKE: the USS Voyager had the capability to land on alien planets. Ergo, the simplest way for the ship to summon the crew would be with a loud horn, such as those on terrestrial cruise ships. #StarTrek #Voyager

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My first DCL contract in 2005 was on the Disney Magic, and the ship was huge and complicated to me. Then I saw this picture of the Magic moored next to the Treasure, and my mind was blown. 🤯

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Principal Weatherbee canned after calling one of his students “Jughead”. #FloridaSchools #HumanRights #PreferredName

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Do you want a gauge for real-world consequences for this nonsense? Check your Amazon cart. I have seven items in my cart that yesterday totaled $122.48. Today, all seven individual items have increased in price, now totaling $135.88. #TrumpTariffs #TrumpRecession

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So… how’s your evening going? #TrumpRecession #ExtremeFear

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Just me watching the news talking about this year’s “once in a generation” storm that’s devastating communities across the country. #climate #ClimateChange #weather #storms

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It is unclear what relief will be provided to Myanmar by the White House, as the administration scrambles to identify exactly what might be the best way to extort the ravaged country for financial and political gain. #myanmar #earthquake #Felon47

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THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO SUPPORT NOW!!!!!

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Is kidnapping and human trafficking covered under presidential immunity? Sounds like a stretch. #Felon47

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LinkedIn is the worst dating site ever.

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Another $90 million fireworks show courtesy of Elonia Muskrat. I’m sure a large percentage of those funds came from government coffers. #SpaceX #deportElon #DOGEthis

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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

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We lost Leonard Nimoy 10 years ago today. #StarTrek #Spock

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The horror of Mango Mussolini’s administration is causing pain to real friends, real Americans, real constituents, real voters… real humans. #resist #resistance

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Everyone talks about the facial hair in the Mirror Universe, but no one ever mentions their obsession with sparkly gold sashes. #StarTrek #MirrorUniverse

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I can’t be the only person who sings “hydrochlorothiazide” to the tune of “peanut butter jelly time”, right? Right???

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MegaCon Orlando, Day 2. Not impossible, but highly improbable! #MegaConOrlando #MegaCon2025 #MegaCon

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First day of MegaCon 2025 in Orlando. #MegaCon2025 #MegaCon #StarTrek #BeamMeDown

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I wonder how #SCOTUS feels about Elon Musk having access to their Social Security numbers.

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Are you okay with Elon Musk having your social security number? Because Elon Musk definitely has your social security number now. #cult45 #resist

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Goose, meet Gander. #ContraceptionBeginsAtErection #resist

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Remember when we thought we were finally safe 4 years ago?? 💔

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Your reminder that Pam Bondi was corrupt before it was cool (2013). #TrumpCorruption #Bondi #Corruption #resist www.citizensforethics.org/reports-inve...

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Another case of an illegal alien sneaking across the US border to commit crimes. #DeportMusk #EloniaMuskrat #resist www.cnn.com/2025/01/14/b...

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