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A few years ago I worked for a men’s magazine and edited this writer who was a biohacker. He would take any gas station dick pill or inject anything into his dick or do anything to his balls for like $500. Anyway I just saw on IG that RFK Jr invited him to give a presentation at the White House

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I would like to state to any accounts who are coming to me for financial assistance that I do not have money. I have overdrafted at least twice this year. I’m sympathetic, but I’m not your guy.

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Planet Fitness: The only place to hear “Love Like Winter” by AFI

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Perfect. Bringing out the big guns. I also heard the DNC utilized a child’s prayer and the collective power of friendship to change the president’s mind re: pulping habeas corpus. “Wishing on a shooting star” was shot down by senior membership as “prematurely aggressive.”

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I just found out this is what they’re doing today when I read the @elienis.bsky.social review, which was definitely my first time reading their lyrics. Pretty tough but also very funny.

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sleep token more like "nap taken"

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I support RFK Jr dipping himself in more poisonous things to prove his natural vigor

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Stayed in bed very late today so a kitten came to enjoy the body heat

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Keurig is great for making coffee when you hate coffee, the planet, and yourself.

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Heard about this lady on WTF today. Really enjoyed it so far. tidal.com/browse/track...

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New Pope day is also a good day to listen to the new @youaregood.bsky.social

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Is there a band called American Pope or Chicago Pope already because if not, dibs.

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hosting another TG I.D. workshop this month, this time partnered with LGBT YouthLine; register at youthline.ca/id-workshop

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WET HOT AMERICAN POPE

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Thinking a lot about that tweet that was something like “being a leftist is just being right too early” lately.

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This photo has aura

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An HBO executive has promised that Santa Claus is real and "knows that you've been naughty this year" industry insiders report

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In a stunning turn of events, the people who have spent two decades loudly not understanding "The Matrix" and "Fight Club" have moved on to a new endeavor of not understanding "Her"

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This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.

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(Bravely) I like both things

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The left doesn’t actually need to make every decision based on what the voters currently support or what is currently possible. The conservatives in power enacted their extremely unpopular ideas over decades of chipping away at norms and building coalitions. You can just believe in things!

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dude process

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When you think about it The Last of Us is already happening except instead of literal zombies made from fungus it's the black mold in JK Rowling's house controlling her brain and then her brain controlling thousands of mindless dorks online.

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i think we as a nation have progressed beyond the need for katy perry

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42 - The Jackie Robinson Story (2025)

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A big record store day acquisition.

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it worries me when the narrative about trump is that “it’s dumbasses that don’t know what they’re doing”. they know exactly what they’re doing. peter thiel is a close ally of trump and owns JD vance. peter thiel is a believer in curtis yarvin thought, which is 100% in line with what’s happening

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RIP Val Kilmer. I loved Batman Forever as a kid and when I was a teen I loved The Doors. He was probably in some good movies too, but those were the ones that made an impact on me. I’ll always remember him in the plane scene as Morrison saying “I don’t see anything wrong with being a large mammal.”

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‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped

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I've spent months trying to figure out why Trump has been so willing to work with Elon Musk. What specifically he thinks Musk is doing for him. And after Wisconsin this week, I think I've finally cracked it. www.garbageday.email/p/i-think-el...

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Literally same

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I’m ready for June.

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It’s for non-monogamy in the sense that no one is going to fuck in that bed

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Ppl calling Sabrina carpenter an oversexualized trollop is so funny bc to me her whole vibe is “bugs bunny when he’s dressed up like a girl”

submitted 64 days ago • 78 comments

They never should have put gloves on this guy imagine if they had just let him go off as hard as he wanted on the campaign trail

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There are very few things that I’m a genuine hater about for no specific reason but Wet Leg is one and I can’t stand the idea of hearing about them for another album cycle.

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It must suck to be Daredevil when he’s at his day job, grilling some crime guy on the stand, all the while thinking “god I just want throw my little sticks at you so bad right now”

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Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

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A Gathering seems too wild for me, they should make one that’s called Magic: The Chill Hang

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Did I tell bsky about the next show that I’m playing yet?

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