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Woman behind the Arco AM/PM Mini Market announcements. Never forgiving the Québécois for turning my children against me. She/her, NYC 1st Lieutenant, Pippa Defense Squad
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Brian Wilson storming the pearly gates to talk to the person who made up Shortnin’ Bread

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“So you’re fortified with 12 essential vitamins and minerals -” “Oh yes I pride myself on it” “- But how do you still manage to have the chocolatey taste kids crave?” Sponsored content of Isaac Chotiner interviewing breakfast food

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To combat kink discourse, pride has banned the following incest-adjacent groups: sisters, brothers, moms, dads, dogs (sexual), dogs (chaste)

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alyson greaves writing the egg in the cheerleader book like she's got swan boy's thing for the Nanny

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encountering minor setbacks and reflexively making the dixie/diddy kong 'pain chimp' sound

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Considering final fantasy tactics advance is one of my favorite games, I really should play final fantasy tactics now that it’s coming out again huh

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Frederick Wiseman in Conversation with John Wilson?? Yes ma'am

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Finally got a new phone and the Popeyes app stopped doing the box meal happy pride my ass

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don't thank the messenger (she wouldn't want to be shot either)

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The only golf that should still be legal is mini golf and that's because it'd be super funny to see the rich guys do it

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I need the dressing room mirror/lighting in my bathroom cause nothing else’s quite as good as showing you where you missed shaving

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Shoutout to the woman in the surprisingly racist hundred year old buster keaton movie I’m watching whose main crime is “indolence through reading ‘fiction’”

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was trying to see if there was a good sport on today but the sport fandom's really letting me down rn

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Golden Slumbers (Samsara Version) that always drops back into a refrain of the verse instead of carry that weight

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