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forgivenmonster.bsky.social
Father of 4. Happily married husband. Ally. Love ALL people. Don’t be afraid to question everything. Seriously, turn off the news and go outside. Learn new things and create.
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What is even the point of a spork? It sucks as a fork or a spoon. I feel like the refresh of its design is long overdue. #firstworldproblems

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“Tomorrow is another day” used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it kind of just feels like a threat.

A 25-year-old UK woman has pleaded guilty in a first of its kind ‘cyber-farting’ case, after harassing her boyfriend’s ex with videos of herself breaking wind

Thursdays hit different when you work from home on Fridays.

There’s nothing like a great weekend with the people you love ❤️. Too bad Monday has to come around. @klake07.bsky.social

-13 degrees in western Pennsylvania this morning. #nope

Tiger baby!!!

@klake07.bsky.social Hey, I love you! ❤️

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social found a copy of this cult classic in the wild and had to snag it. I remember sneaking out of my room at night to watch this as a little kid anytime it was on late night TV. I was amazed by it. What a nostalgia trip watching this one again all these years later.

My oldest son got a balaclava for Christmas so you know we had to recreate the George Pickens on draft night meme. #LetsGoSteelers

Andrew McCutchen is staying home.

When that Christmas break finally hits…

My motivation this week leading up to Christmas break…

We watched #gentlemanbroncos last night and it was certainly…something. Napoleon Dynamite vibes, but on acid. Honestly, probably a better experience even on certain green gummies. Sam Rockwell as Bronco had me in tears though. Give me a movie based on that. Plus that python poo scene killed me 😂

Me: Pray tell, good appliances, how many minutes are left in your cycle? Washer: Beware! One of us always tells the truth... Dryer: ...and one of us always lies.