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TRMP’s 2D MARRIAGE TO COUNTRY GOING AS WELL AS PRIOR 2d MARRIAGE #elonistiffany #nationontherox #lameduckdotard

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MIKE PENCE TESTICLE SIGHTING SPARKS GOP SENATE-WIDE ENVY #dotardlovesvlad #gopunamericans #foxheartswarcrooks

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RED STATES TO BE RE-NAMED “RED-SPOTTED STATES” TO HONOR SUCCESS IN RESTORING MEASLES #gopselfharm #foxnewslovesmeasles #poliobob #theyseemdumbbctheyr

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13 OFFSPRING FACE GENETIC RISK OF BECOMING A**HOLES - #boycotttesla #martiansagainstimmigration

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13 OFFSPRING FACE GENETIC RISK OF BECOMING A**HOLES - #boycotttesla #martiansagainstimmigration

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RED STATES TO BE RE-NAMED “RED-SPOTTED STATES” TO HONOR SUCCESS IN RESTORING MEASLES #gopselfharm #foxnewslovesmeasles #poliobob #theyseemdumbbctheyr

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NOSE-PICKER, DRUG-ABUSER, AND DEMENTIA PATIENT INTERVIEWED IN OVAL OFFICE- Musk and son there, too. #lameduckdotard #defundspacex #boycotttesla

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STUDY: CYBERTRUCK MORE DEADLY THAN FORD PINTO, EVEN LESS EFFECTIVE AT TREATING INVOLUNTARY CELIBACY— “Well, recalls shouldn’t be tough since not many were sold” #makegovtlikefailingbusiness #lameduckdotard #sadbillionaires #itshotinhereopenawindow

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CHIEFS KEEP KICKER IN THE CLOSET, LOSE TO KARMA #trumpruinseverything #foxnewsfault #gopphonychristians #cte4viewers #puppybowlbetter

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