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My son went to Japan and scored 10 out of 10 on gifts for me.

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

I'm stealing my job right back from AI by leaving the faucet running forever and saying completely stupid wrong shit all the time

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

you can really tell the people who showed up here, never followed or interacted with anyone, and expected their twitter numbers to magically appear over here too

submitted 1 day ago • 71 comments

My favorite thing in Mario Kart World is when the dash food takes away your cool costume. That’s Nintendo letting you know who’s really in charge.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Mods????

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

oh man, remember when people pointed this out about the character select screen in MK8 and some guy was like “well actually Daisy is from Sarasaland.”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Who has transcribed the video, because I have an aversion to watching doofuses talk to the camera.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The good news is that the scandal already has a name: splitgate.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I can think of two.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The country would be immeasurably better off if the NYT permanently replaced David Brooks with this guy.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Seen a lot of Keighley ass-kissing from established and aspiring games journalists over the years, but this last blatant example of him being a huge goofus seems to be holding some attention.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Forced to declare that Nintendo has lost E3 2025.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Can you turn on a Switch 2 with a paired Switch 1 Pro Controller?

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Every ten years a new decade gets added to the “kids back then just went outside unsupervised!” generational bait post.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Remember that $300 “classic” Pokémon TCG set? Turns out you can get the fancy token box for as little as $25 from resellers who have already flipped the cards. These tokens were all I wanted!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

sidestepper main

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Wild night on Switch. I’m seeing accounts show up that I have not seen online in years.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

new mario voice guy really knocking it out of the park

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Nintendo, determined to never improve the eShop. 🙏🏼

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

They made the Switch 2 eShop red so they no longer have to turn it red during Mario Day. Smart.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

“I got a rock.”

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

How soon until the discourse shifts to Nintendo has made *too many* Switch 2s.

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Probably not interested in transferring data from Switch 1 to Switch 2 since Switch 1 really is not going anywhere (aside from basement storage eventually.)

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second!

submitted 9 days ago • 48 comments

It ought to be illegal for an app to block a system-level screenshot feature.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Wild amount of work to protect a couple of Mario jpgs, maybe a Little Golden Book’s worth of copy, and a weird 360 turnaround of Donkey Kong making a stupid face.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

doc manhattan meme but he's thinking about Miyamoto saying Pikmin would be a great movie/series

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment