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My son went to Japan and scored 10 out of 10 on gifts for me.

I'm stealing my job right back from AI by leaving the faucet running forever and saying completely stupid wrong shit all the time

you can really tell the people who showed up here, never followed or interacted with anyone, and expected their twitter numbers to magically appear over here too

My favorite thing in Mario Kart World is when the dash food takes away your cool costume. That’s Nintendo letting you know who’s really in charge.

Mods????

oh man, remember when people pointed this out about the character select screen in MK8 and some guy was like “well actually Daisy is from Sarasaland.”

Who has transcribed the video, because I have an aversion to watching doofuses talk to the camera.

The good news is that the scandal already has a name: splitgate.

I can think of two.

The country would be immeasurably better off if the NYT permanently replaced David Brooks with this guy.

Seen a lot of Keighley ass-kissing from established and aspiring games journalists over the years, but this last blatant example of him being a huge goofus seems to be holding some attention.

Forced to declare that Nintendo has lost E3 2025.

Can you turn on a Switch 2 with a paired Switch 1 Pro Controller?

Every ten years a new decade gets added to the “kids back then just went outside unsupervised!” generational bait post.

Remember that $300 “classic” Pokémon TCG set? Turns out you can get the fancy token box for as little as $25 from resellers who have already flipped the cards. These tokens were all I wanted!

sidestepper main

Wild night on Switch. I’m seeing accounts show up that I have not seen online in years.

new mario voice guy really knocking it out of the park

Nintendo, determined to never improve the eShop. 🙏🏼

They made the Switch 2 eShop red so they no longer have to turn it red during Mario Day. Smart.

“I got a rock.”

How soon until the discourse shifts to Nintendo has made *too many* Switch 2s.

Probably not interested in transferring data from Switch 1 to Switch 2 since Switch 1 really is not going anywhere (aside from basement storage eventually.)

i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second!

It ought to be illegal for an app to block a system-level screenshot feature.

Wild amount of work to protect a couple of Mario jpgs, maybe a Little Golden Book’s worth of copy, and a weird 360 turnaround of Donkey Kong making a stupid face.

doc manhattan meme but he's thinking about Miyamoto saying Pikmin would be a great movie/series