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In honour of his new role as deputy director of the fbi, Dan Bongino will be changing his head shape from square to pentagon

"fun" bluesky game "The what's hot classic challenge" 1) go to this feed bsky.app/profile/did:... 2) count how many posts you have to scroll until you see a naked man 3) try at different times and compare with your friends!

I miss these most of all since getting sober. If you ever get a chance, drink 12 and feel a-ok

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 21 The Birth of NERV He Was Aware that He Was Still a Child

Some not so fun LoTR trivia: Sméagol was pregnant with twins when he found the ring but due to the ring’s corruption he miscarried both babies 😔

It would be so easy to kill Elon. He’s such a starfucker that all you’d have to do would be to know a c-list celebrity and have them invite him to hang out and he’d be there within the hour. You’d just have to hit him with something 🤷

Was it a Philly fan who ate horse shit that one time? If so, go birds

It is very funny to me that while Kendrick was winning the Grammy drake was in Perth

I hope everyone has a crabtastic day!

I burned my arm bad and can’t Jack off and I’m walking around so horny that they should put me in jail

Back in uni we were watching a YouTube video called “Chimp makes frog suck him off!” and my friend said this lmao

I fucked up 👍

librarians forever!

Me leaving maths class

Wish I was a goldfish so that my poop could be a thin line that hangs out until it falls off. Seems like a good way of life

Got work in the morning

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Wtf

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

Some of the worst shit I’ve ever seen in this thread Jesus Christ

From constipation to diarrhoea in 3 hours “Friday’s delight”

Splish splash I was shittin my pants

The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik ☑️ The neil gaiman GO FUCK YOURSELF