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He/Him. Cis white guy. I pretend to be a lawn ornament on the internet. Resident burger hater. Transphobes, Republicans, and resisters can all fuck off. In that order. MAGA = Nazis Kazooie4Lyfe
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Are we counting games that I've left on the pause menu for 200+ hours while I either fell asleep or ADHD'd away?

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My toxic trait is thinking I know the law better than 6 Supreme Court justices. My even more toxic trait is knowing how patently ridiculous that is, but standing 10 toes down on it

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this is a sharp articulation for why center-left types skeptical of mamdani should nonetheless rank him and definitely not rank cuomo

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

God this dissent is so fucking good. We need more of calling "pure textualism" what it actually is: bullshit.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Justice Jackson taking on Gorsuch's "pure textualism" and arguing for a more holistic reading of Congress' handiwork—worth reading in full. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

submitted 8 hours ago • 104 comments

THIS GAME IS SO FREAKING COOL. One of the coolest, most unique games I've ever played

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I love how ICE is kidnapping immigrants to use them for free agriculture labor all while the left can't stop clutching their pearls at how big a economic impact they have on this country. That's a super cool thing that's happening

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"block the troll, don't engage" Okay but what if I want to tell the vice president to eat shit? Hmm? Checkmate, liberals

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Guys, The Alters is such a fucking cool game.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is the same chucklefuck who weaponizes abortions saying they're "dead kids." Yet when presented with, y'know, actual living and breathing kids who will die because of this administration, all of a sudden they don't give a shit. Pro life my fucking ass. Eat. Shit.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Protect trans kids 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Babe wake up Alt National Park slander just dropped

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck Chris Valenti and everyone named Devin.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I really don't think people realize that last week precedent was set that the President can sic the military on any city that dares to stage a protest. That's incredibly harrowing.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are setting feminism back 100 years!" No, honey, the Christian nationalists are doing that already. What are we doing here

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Stop saying it "collapsed" as if this isn't the endpoint of conservatism, period. Stop treating it like some bug that Trump brought about when it's been a core feature the entire time.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The Minnesota assassin appears to be a hate-filled right winger. So can we stop walking on eggshells about MAGA's legitimization of political violence? Yes, Republicans have also been the target of inexcusable violence, but this isn't a "both sides" issue. 1/ A🧵on the danger.

submitted 5 days ago • 324 comments

So basically the protests were peaceful except that two competing cop departments accidentally went to war with each other

submitted 5 days ago • 61 comments

No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

In just one week: A GOP president deployed Marines in a U.S. city, called for a Democratic governor’s arrest, the GOP Speaker called for him to be tarred and feathered, a Democratic senator was handcuffed, and two Democratic legislators were shot in their homes.

submitted 6 days ago • 278 comments

I asked my Canadian friends who wants to harbor an American. I said I'll be there emotional support flamingo and just couch hop to whoever needs my service any given day 🙃

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If you don't see the direct connection between how Senator Padilla was manhandled by the administration, and the political assassinations of democratic leaders, you aren't paying attention.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Melissa Hortman, who was assassinated last night, was the Speaker of the Minnesota House in the 2023-2024 session, when Democrats ran the state government. That means she had a leading role in shepherding the many landmark reforms that Dems adopted in that period—an important legacy. Brief 🧵.

submitted 6 days ago • 52 comments

remembering the smarmy yale law prof insisting to me that trump must be allowed on the ballot because of the risk of escalating violence that would be spurred by removing him

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

If your going to a protest today. Do not post that your going online. Apperently this is something that needs to be said everytime

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

I love that everything in the last 5 months could have been avoided if the left had just voted for Kamala Harris lol. Turns out fascism is more palatable than voting for a Black woman, though. That's dope

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment