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uwu *points directed anticognition hyperfractal at u* They/them but in the gross transsexual way.
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I was working out at the local gym, and everyone was wiping everything down with Clorox wipes. I felt uneasy, so I went home, even though I hated cutting my routine short. Shelter-in-place order for my county the next day.

submitted 20 minutes ago • 1 comment

I think I would look good with Batou's hair, but keeping it bleached that color and keeping the front in that shape would be a HUGE pain in the ass.

submitted 25 minutes ago • 1 comment

One Weird Trick That Solves Everything

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

'80s nostalgia rapidly turning into Wagner revisionism for people who think that society is degenerate because they don't put the good butter flavoring in popcorn anymore.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

It's so cool how there was an entire era of Whedon-derived media that was mostly an excuse for middle-aged guys to play out their fetishes for emotionally-damaged, plausibly-bisexual women with protector complexes.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

LMAO

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

NERD ALERT NERD ALERT

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Not looking forward to resistance hero Hegseth.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Does Aaron Rupar have a career or personality beyond just posting everything Trump says verbatim?

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

As a trans person with hyperspecific dysphorias, I get how the era of "Everyone Is Beautiful and No One is Horny" could absolutely microwave the average cis guy's brain. It's a feature, not a bug, that modern masculinity influencers are simultaneously unachievable and offering reactionary politics.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

They're deleting all the old movies because they don't want you to know that it was once possible to be conventionally attractive with a regular amount of working out.

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

Remember to hit the applicable cameras first when doing this 🙂

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

GUY WHO MAKES SURE HIS COMPANY CAN'T BE SUED FOR PUTTING CLUSTER BOMB RESIDUE IN BABY FORMULA: as a Worker-

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

If you move to Pennsylvania from California, listen to people when they tell you to spend the money on a pair of insulated jeans.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

HEADLINE: Incarcerated transgender women to be put in men’s prisons REPLIES @FREEDOMWARRIOR: wow dumbservatives don’t even know hermaphroditism is real… @nana_grammie: maybe they should put MELONIA in their!! @bigdog9: MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THESE MEN @bluewave54: Laverne Cox Will Know What Too Do

submitted 5 hours ago • 12 comments

Nate Silver being obsessed with IQ is so perfect for him, and the type he represents. "Oh yeah? What's YOUR brain score?" Like his buddy got the top score in Virtua Fighter, and all the other kids have to prove themselves now.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

these dipshits would rather crown one of the dumbest men alive king of the Dark Geniuses than admit that they're fucking idiots themselves

submitted 5 hours ago • 9 comments

That's why I criticized it, yes.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

"I have the perfect quippy resistance post to this atrocity." Something no queer person wants to fucking hear.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Obscene response to the incoming wave of sexual violence and suicide coming for incarcerated trans people.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Something I think remotely-cognizant Canadians and Americans can agree on is that America is the enemy.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Now that I think about it Oprah's media personality reminds me a lot of MrBeast, someone who deliberately capitalized on toxic people, trends, and exploitation but punctuated it with acts of charity to throw off critics.

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

Each time you make a joke, there is a mental shockwave like the first time the coin hits the water in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, signaling dozens of accounts with blue hearts in their bio, calling, compelling them to come take your comment at face value and reply to it very seriously.

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

Every bill is called the SAFE-HARBOR or VOTER Act, and it makes it a double-felony to transport condoms across state lines or vote without standing on your head in front of two witnesses.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

writing a book so nobody can think im annoying

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

trans people: i;m trans society: ok republicans: we;re gonna kill u jeff tiedrich: looks like little donny DUMP is at it again!

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

If you don't like hearing me talk about rape and the cops then stop co-signing the Rapist Cop Empire.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment