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I don't appreciate how guardians of the galaxy keeps stealing my look... but Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is a very good movie which like, evokes feelings and stuff. Does Marvel just have no quality control at all?

Battleship is a dumb action movie that excessively aggrandizes the US military, but I had no idea that it was actually a really good dumb action movie that excessively aggrandizes the US military. Those battles are on point

Demolition Man is about what life will be like when everything is a Tesla. Sandra and Wesley are a delight to watch, and that sex scene is very romantic

Oh no, the Chinese plagiarism machine might be just as expensive as the American plagiarism machines after all search.app/4M4wRJZzACWk...

Battle Beyond the Stars is a travelogue about how even though people will be so scattered in the future that 10 people count as a civilization, all of them will be happy to risk their lives to kill a particularly annoying bandit

Nobody Saves the Word review: It's a nice time. Sort of a grindy RPG, except the things you do to level up require you to constantly experiment with new builds and try out a lot of the stuff you unlock.

Kraven the Hunter is a spy thriller about brute force and muscleheads. Finally the Sony Cinematic Universe gets a villain with a proper personality in the Rhino.

Midnight Fight Express Review: Aside from the annoying gun combat, it's a viscerally satisfying violence-fest.

King of Avalon Review: This game is amazing, I've played mobile games before, but this is like a master class in parody of mobile game design.

Have you ever tried holding your breath, puffing out your cheeks, and just drifting away?

The Tempest Rising multiplayer demo has provided some really enjoyable moments for me

Forbidden Planet is about how Taz is the darkness that lurks in the hearts of even the most advanced beings the universe could ever hold. It has a lot of little futurisms much bolder than sci fi usually tries, the best is the people casually disintegrating theirselves to survive leaving hyperspeed.

Sniper Ghost Warrior: Contracts 2 Review: Fun shooting action, and the detection mechanics make enemies good enough at spotting you when they're aware that it's actually challenging to reposition.

A Plague Tale: Requiem Review: The plot gets pretty good by the end and the gameplay mechanics end up being a bunch more varied. I remember thinking that Plague Tale Innocence gave you a bunch of tools that you hardly ever had any reason to use and now there are reasons to use them.

Hyper Violent Review: It's like a cross between the deep immersive sim mechanics of Doom, and the convenient and fun UI of System Shock.

Seven Review: So much exploring to do in this intricate, interconnected world, but no matter where you go there's just bad combat and bad stealth to be had.

Starship Troopers is about how character development is when you learn to love committing genocide. I wonder what it was in the late 90s that gave both them and Starcraft the idea for a space-faring civilization without any visible technology

Pieces of April is about how Turkey is tastier if you cook it in four ovens. So tasty your parents will love you for the first time

Suicide Squad starts with an hour of introductions, followed by the first mission the suicide squad initiative ever does immediately breaking down and causing the only problem in the movie that they need the suicide squad to solve.

High on Life Review: It's not pushing the envelope in terms of either comedy or gameplay, but it is a comedy game with gameplay really integrated in there. Things like warp bases and goop armor are simultaneously really goofy and actually good game mechanics.

Inscryption ain't the deepest card game, but it keeps changing up the rules so ya gotta be quick on your feet.

The Marvels has great training montage and cat herding scenes... but wow fist fights are so bad, I might hate them now, this is dumb, Captain Marvel barely manages to crush some random woman who has a bracelet under some normal rocks, moments before flying into a star to restart it.

Captain Marvel is a movie presumably created when one writer dared another one to make a script whose plot was just "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss", and it's pretty good at that. What it isn't is a movie that explains how the Avengers still matter when Captain Marvel exists.

Esse Proxy Review: It's quite stylish, but the mechanics are so erratic.

Bombe Review: If you strip out all the survival crafting elements from an automation game, you get this beauty.

Black Adam starts strong with a group of americans flying in in a fighter jet to rescue jackbooted colonialist thugs from a middle eastern terrorist whose Dwaynisms do indeed work great on a (semi) villainous character.

Super Animal Royale Review: Fans of Counter-Strike made a 2D battle royale, with a dark, edgy plot. The gunplay's nice and the sight mechanics give you lots of opportunities for leaving and reengaging tactically.