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The fires are so extensive across Manitoba, Saskatchewan & Ontario currently that there are not enough air crafts to rescue remote Native Canadians. I am sending an SOS to every nation to help save the lives of people who are going to burn alive. Literally. Canada needs evacuation assistance.

good luck getting anyone to spend $80 on a videogame when that same price gets you two cubic yards of screened loam

A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection. No documented date/info.

social media is a pvp experience which is why i’m the npc that sits in a tavern and just says random advice like “i heard slimes are weak to fire” and “there’s a monster guarding the cave outside town”

just wanted to let you all know that i finally hung my Taco Bell poster. it's never too late. #tacobell

the joke

tinned fishing #art

I like school zones because you can slow down and use your phone for a sec

This is Jess. She is very suspicious of you. Has been within six inches of you all week, but still thinks you're up to something. 13/10

in the first ad featuring the hamburger helper hand it wordlessly scuttled across a kitchen floor and slipped into a heating vent

in my dreams I met a star-keeping wyrm, with ribbons for scales... [2024] #dragon #art

*crab-walked

A great phrase to drop on someone is “it’s time to end this charade” because very few people won’t give you their attention when you say those words

Hell is real.

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very few are able to spot the cat in this photo

Why only be aweSOME when you can be awFUL? - The Guy Writing on Driftwood for California AirBNBs, Running Out of Ideas

Can you eat the skin of a mango Goggle AI: Yes you may eat the skin of a mango. The skin of a mango is full of crucial nutrients. However, some may find the taste objectionable, and the skin of a mango contains lethal pesticides. The skin of a mango is toxic to all primates. It is enjoyed widely

“If I let you ride my back across the river, you must promise not to get any weird slime on me,” said the tiger. “We promise,” said the frogs. But as they were halfway across, the tiger felt some weird slime,