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5th season playing FPL ⚽ 10+ years making inappropriate jokes 🤸🏻‍♀️ #COYS #AnalyticsFC
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nooooo they cooked bro 😭😭 what did my g daffy do???

I'm reviewing a whole page of calculations because the final result was 1,234.69, which just doesn't seem like a real number.

I don't smoke, but as a big fan of Mad Men, smoking lounges in Moroccan airports are fascinating. It's like traveling back in time to the era where tobacco marketing was allowed. They really try to make it seem cool, but, in reality, it's absolutely grim inside.

LET. HIM. COOK.

i just wrote 'peanut the squirrel lore' on a content brief i love my job 🥹

trying to cope with one of the worst hangovers in recent times self reminder: this is why you had stopped drinking whiskey

darwin is hilarious 😭😭

life update: we are so back (in morocco)

ran out of fpl luck

the arsenal boys will have to pull a madness to turn my gw around

finally sold joão pedro he got an assist

looks like my fpl luck has run out lol

it's beautiful how french and english people have historically disliked each other, but now come together to hate on americans

thoughts on transferring out joão pedro rather than cunha this gw? cunha has slightly better underlying stats both across the season and the last 5, but not enough to be deciding joão has been abysmal since i got him

no isak, no problem

eight-year-old me in the sporting lisbon stadium because my dad was trying to convert me

i started using chatgpt to analyze data for fpl putting fpl review nerds to shame

luckily for you, my spotify wrapped is too embarrassing to share

not a red i'll take it