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#FPL hasn’t recalibrated yet, but Trent just slipped out of the Baps. Fucking horrible game.

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Plummeted out of the Top 500k and falling fast. Mixture of poor luck, bad transfer decisions & risky captain picks. #FPL can get in the bin quite frankly. I fucked around & found out because this season has been so boring. Perma-Captain Salah plus only half a dozen players have been consistent.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I mean seriously. Tell me André Onana’s last good game for club or country? I’ll wait. #FPL

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

🎶 Philogene is not my lover… 🎶 #MUNIPS

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

1pt Iwobi subbing in for Isak for me. Thanks for nothing. #FPL

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’ve worked out the only way I can get a green arrow tonight is if everyone concedes or blanks except Kevin Schade who scores 5. #FPL

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Palmer missing gilt edge chances for fun. There’s nothing here for him it seems. #FPL

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Three goals for Chelsea and cock all for Palmer. One of those GWs already… #FPL

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Goal of the Season™️ from Kluivert 👏🏼 #FPL

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I’m already thinking the best us Palmer captainers can hope for is 6pts. #FPL

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Chelsea are in trouble and have been for some time.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Nothing from Palmer yet?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Sold Watkins this GW. Sold Rogers last GW. I’m an idiot. #FPL

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The hit I took for Ait-Nouri lasted less than a minute. 😆😆😆 #FPL

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ended up on this for a -4 for #FPL GW26. Still lining up to not need to Free Hit in BGW29.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is your #FPL reminder with 2 minutes to go that Cole Palmer hasn’t scored since 14 Jan. In that time Salah has scored 7 and assisted 3…

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Took the hit. Watkins > Cunha Huijsen > RAN 🐺 #FPL

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Anyone taking a hit this week? Think I might. My defence is rats. Got to pick 3 from: Trent (NEW) Porro (MCY) Robinson (wol) Huijsen (bha) Mykolenko (bre) I’m thinking RAN or AWB 🤔 #FPL

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Here’s my tips/thoughts for #FPL GW27 • If your inside the Top 200k (or indeed outside but happy with your rank), captain Salah. If not, go Palmer • If chasing rank, use your FT on a differential (under 10% owned) Def - RAN, AWB Mid - Bruno, Nkunku Fwd - Raul, Beto • Don’t bench Chris Wood!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Reece James. Talk me out of it? #FPL

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

This guy was 10th and finished the GW 3rd overall. He transferred in Glasner at 1831. The published deadline was 1830. In fact, the game remained “open” for transfers until approx 1853.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I had completely forgotten Sheffield Utd were docked two points before the season started. Still hope Leeds go up. Soft spot for them after living in Headingley for a couple of years in the 90s.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone know if #FPL Towers have offered up an explanation/apology for the deadline farce on Friday night? I know I’d feel aggrieved if I was near the top of the overall table with the guy who bought Glasner in for Slot *after* the published deadline.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

An #FPL safety score of 82pts in a single gameweek is absolutely insane.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Shameful from Man City. Congrats to Liverpool on your first legit PL title. Well deserved.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

• No Mbeumo or Wissa • Didn’t have Glasner as Ass Man • Still own Porro and not Hall • Didn’t captain Salah Large red arrow confirmed

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

It’s only a matter of time before I wheel out *that* hashtag. #FPL

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Should City win this game, would the momentum be with them, or have Liverpool still got both hands on their first Premier League title?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I just need Salah to score less than 5pts. #FPL

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Decent game that, played out by two teams that if we’re honest are a bit of an irrelevance in real life, but who both have decent #FPL options.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Three Forest goals and a solitary assist for Wood. Wrong Captain choice, but could have been glorious. #FPL

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Does an assist confirm the existence of a Demi-God? 🤔

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

If there *was* an FPL God they’d gift me an unlikely Chris Wood goal and a Mo Salah blank and red card. 🙌🏼

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Great defensive clearance to prevent a Forest goal. By Elanga. 😖

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Captaining Chris Wood looks like a stupid move right now. #FPL

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Cannot wait to sell Watkins for Cunha. #FPL

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 13pts off the safety score and haven’t captained Salah. #FPL

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Last player to score against Palace in an #FPL game? Guehi (OG)

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submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Obviously they’ll just keep playing at the Emirates until Arsenal equalise.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Easy win for Wolves. #FPL

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

A Verbruggen clean sheet is literally all I have to show from GW26 so far. 😢 #FPL

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