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So these people delivered me a food parcel today, and then told me I was allowed to smell it but not eat it. Damn you Salivation Army

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In a quiet moment at a funeral I whispered to the vicar “what’s the wifi password?” He said “have some respect for your dead mother!” I replied “is that all lower case?”

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How did I miss this whole Glasner train

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The cops just came to house to arrest me for stealing a set of encyclopaedias. I told them “wait, I can explain everything“

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I own Mbeumo and Wissa and I am still behind the safety score 😭

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Should kept Moyes Still, it’s a beautiful day

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Last night thieves broke into my house and stole a dozen eggs All they left behind was a saucepan of hot water Bloody poachers

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Mbeumo + Wissa = good nights sleep! 😴

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That was a crazy balatro run. How does anybody make it past Ante 18?!

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My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentine’s Day So I bought her a helmet and some crayons…

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Good one…

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Moyes to Emery who says no?

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Dog owners of Bluesky beware. Ruff justice coming your way…

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A policeman knocked on my door earlier and asked where I was between 4 and 5 He seemed quite annoyed when I said nursery school

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My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I told her “I’m a man, I don’t need to put the seat down!!” She said “honestly, nobody else carries a toilet seat around with them, it’s weird”

So these people delivered me a food parcel today, and then told me I was allowed to smell it but not eat it. Damn you Salivation Army

In a quiet moment at a funeral I whispered to the vicar “what’s the wifi password?” He said “have some respect for your dead mother!” I replied “is that all lower case?”

How did I miss this whole Glasner train

The cops just came to house to arrest me for stealing a set of encyclopaedias. I told them “wait, I can explain everything“

I own Mbeumo and Wissa and I am still behind the safety score 😭

Should kept Moyes Still, it’s a beautiful day

Last night thieves broke into my house and stole a dozen eggs All they left behind was a saucepan of hot water Bloody poachers

Mbeumo + Wissa = good nights sleep! 😴

That was a crazy balatro run. How does anybody make it past Ante 18?!

My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentine’s Day So I bought her a helmet and some crayons…

Good one…

Moyes to Emery who says no?

Dog owners of Bluesky beware. Ruff justice coming your way…

A policeman knocked on my door earlier and asked where I was between 4 and 5 He seemed quite annoyed when I said nursery school

My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I told her “I’m a man, I don’t need to put the seat down!!” She said “honestly, nobody else carries a toilet seat around with them, it’s weird”

That Kluivert price rose just killed me 🤦🏻‍♂️

And don’t even get me started on Wissa…