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Barnsley Season Ticket Holder. Best OR 424 - Season 23/24 Current OR - 5.4m
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I reckon that Rodri probably deserved the ballon d'or.

The Wildcard did not go well.

Don't worry lads This is the first time I've owned Salah this year - that's why he's blanked.

Double Newcastle attack down the shitter. At least it means that weirdo Ed won't be unbearable for a bit.

Wildcard is active. Looking at: TC24 FH29 BB33 ASS36 Starting point is 5.4m 😭

I'm wildcarding tonight I think.

I don't see the Mateta hype if I'm honest. Sitter there.

Love watching Eze play. Man just glides across the grass.

I hate Eddie Howe.

Dragusuin spent all game pulling shirts. Clown.

We go again.

Ratface has been the best player on the pitch.

They've not given that as a Garnacho assist. They just make it up now.

Here it comes.

When is the Salah penalty then?

VAR doing a really good job so far today I see.

Ref must have lost his red card here.

If the Liverpool game is off then its the first step to clawing back the 200 point swing of going Salah over Haaland on the GW6 Wildcard. Baby steps.

The only way I can get a red arrow this week is if Mbuemo wipes out my double Arsenal defence. Ah, there we are.

What a performance. Piss off Hollywood FC.

Havertz the one with the hangover then.

Sad to read that from Ragabolly. Getting the shaft despite continuing to produce the best free resource in the community.

Rogers assisting Watkins. The comeback is on.

And how that's a Joao Pedro assist I do not know.

For those keeping score I'm about 500 points down with Odegaard still to play.

Isak continues to fart in my face.

On reflection, it isn't.

Oh great. That's a Salah assist cos he's kicked it against someone's ankle.

Its quite the adrenaline rush not owning Salah. Until he bangs obviously.

FFS Jota benched.

OH MY GOD MY CAPTAIN HAS SCORED.

Wood FFS and Munoz clean sheet gone in seconds.

Haaland continues to kill me.

I wish VAR would just tell the ref to book diving cheats.