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The legit #FPL cartel, being open & honest on Bluesky - Friday meetings decide which players will play - Saturdays/Sundays at Stockley Park, putting pressure on VAR - Tuesday curry nights
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Who is due a return in #fpl #gw28 ? Goals Imminent podcast now live. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We decided to remove those Gabriel + Alexander-Arnold #FPL bonuses because our official cartel team is on a lovely, round 50 points without them. No other reason. It just looks pretty. Carry on....

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Goals Imminent Podcast now live! Who is due a goal or assist in #gw26 #fpl ? open.spotify.com/episode/53ba... @fplstonecutters.bsky.social @ffscoutfpl.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

The thought of Sunderland being part of FPL next season terrifies me. But everyone else in the Championship is AWFUL.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I've tried loads of tricks to stop the neck/back agony: - Chair higher/lower - Laptop higher/lower - Armrest higher/lower - Separate keyboard What works? 🤷🏻

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

Goals imminent podcast is now live. I chat with @fplstonecutters.bsky.social to find out who is due an attacking return in #fpl #gw21 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/f...

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

If Newcastle ever win a trophy, I have no idea what I'll do. Is there a level above joyful crying?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

This FPL season needs to hurry up and end. Ideally, a government ban that lasts forever.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Do things still happen on BlueSky? Seems to have massively quietened down since the initial burst 😥

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

Currently up to 412k, from 79pts. Hopefully the Arsenal defence keeps Boomo quiet. Shame about Rogers' suspension+ Jackson blocking Semenyo though...

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

UPDATE - We put in a quick call to Premier League and forced them to credit Joao Pedro with the assist. FPL Cartel: Always looking out for you

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

🔄 Isak in for Cunha ©️ Captain Salah ❌ No Munoz, Robinson or Cunha #️⃣ 495k #FPL #GW19

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I feel bad for those who chose the Flekken + Valdimarsson combo specifically for this situation. Only to see neither get a clean sheet in the 0-0 👀

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Sarr for Saka (but straight onto this week's bench) As a NUFC fan, Rogers HAS to start this match. One final match without Isak....

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Corden 🤢🤮 Horne 🤢🤮

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

We at the cartel hope you all have a bloody brilliant Christmas 👏👍 As a gift, we've decided that tomorrow's line-ups won't throw up many shocks 🥰🎄🎁

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Recording lots of #gw18 #fpl content today! 🫡 @fplgeneral.bsky.social team reveal inc saka replacements ⚽️ Goals imminent pod with @fplstonecutters.bsky.social 🙂 My team reveal inc focus on #cplfc 🤞 @fplcruyff74.bsky.social team reveal inc more Xmas diffs.

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

Just when you think Luke Littler couldn't get worse, it was said on Bullseye that John Cena was his hero. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

My list of #FPL enemies now extends to: Solanke Saka Semenyo Mykolenko Hope they receive a lump of coal.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Owned Semenyo since GW7. Blanks everytime except the two occasions I benched him 👍

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

While everyone swung to one side, I swung to the other. Thank you Morgan Rogers 😆🥳

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Entering this GW without Isak, Hall, Robinson, Mbeumo or Amad feels kinda terrible #FPL

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

There's a special place in hell for Dominic Solanke 😡🤬 #FPL

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Sandro Tonali is an absolute gem. Semi-finals here we go 💪

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

submitted 80 days ago • 64 comments

I regret downgrading Mbeumo to Rogers on Saturday night, to afford Ait-Nouri to Trent. It should've been Sarr or Amad. But maybe transfer #3 brings one in for Semenyo, who I never want to see ever again 😆

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight's TV dilemma: Watch Semenyo once again struggle towards a blank, or watch anything else in the world? 🤔🤔🤔

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, the swing from green to big red in these last 5 mins.... I have the awful Solanke Captain Palmer was - as suspected - a bad idea I don't have Jackson's goal Colwill's clean sheet wiped out by benched Mbeumo And.... a Porro clean sheet

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Ergh, more Gvardiol returns

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Owning Joao Pedro is a bit.... rubbish, isn't it?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Saka continues to tease me GW10, 2pts - OWN ✅ GW11, 2pts - OWN ✅ GW12, 13pts - DON'T OWN ❌ GW13, 18pts - DON'T OWN ❌ GW14, 3pts - OWN ✅ GW15, 2pts - OWN ✅ GW16, 3pts - OWN ✅

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

At 12pm: I have 3 FTs and could roll it over to 4 At 1pm: Let's bring in Colwill At 6pm: Need to use at least 2 tonight before RAN/TAA price changes 😆

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Surprised it's currently a green arrow considering I'm without Isak or Hall. Fingers crossed that Wood + Rogers blank, before tomorrow's interesting action.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Is this another Mykolenko clean sheet benched? 😆 That Colwill transfer was wasted

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Isak misses an absolute sitter when one-on-one. Genuinely can't believe the shot was that bad.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

No Jacob Greaves

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Fine, fine, ok. Palmer as captain. I hate how easily swayed I am by the masses 😭 Colwill in for Collins

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Here's where I'm currently at for #FPL GW16 3 FTs to use, £1.6m ITB - Surprised that people favour Palmer over Salah for captaincy - Isak is great but not sure Solanke v SOU should be sold - If Gabriel doesn't play, I'll sell Myko for Munoz / Huijsen - SOON: Trent, Jackson, Rogers, Wood

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

It'd be a Double Gameweek 24: EVE - (LEI + LIV) LIV - (bou + eve)

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely can't believe that's the best idea they could come up with 🤢

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Official FPL has unveiled the Mystery Chip.... the Assistant Manager. Select a real PL manager for 3 GWs and they'll get 6pts for win, 3pts for draw + more for each goal/clean sheet. If they face a team 5+ places higher in the table, it'll be 10pts for win, 5pts for draw It's horrific tbh

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments