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Writer • Mother • Lizard I love pop culture, books, complicated faith stuff + obsessing about my 10k step goal for the day. My first grade teacher said on my report card that I was “highly sensitive and talked too much” and that’s still true 💃🏻
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Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

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Me during that entire Sam Rockwell monologue on #thewhitelotus tonight: 👁️👄👁️

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The only thing that could save society is if we give Keke Palmer an Academy Award

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Dear Manager, 1. worked it 2. I put my thing down 3. flipped it 4. reversed it 5. ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod gniht ym tuP Sincerely, Jamie

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

On Twitter, JeremyWingert79 asked how we stay sane through the next few years. Here's my answer -- a 🧵: --Focus on the local, things within your sphere of influence, and your ability to impact. --Cultivate unplugged times. Awareness is important, but this is a marathon, not a sprint. 1/4

submitted 69 days ago • 18 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 26 days ago • 115 comments

god bless this male instacart person who told me there's just no soup at all at the grocery store. none. not canned. not at the deli. no broth. nothing. not one flavor out of stock, just a von's that has never heard of soup

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

submitted 28 days ago • 2190 comments

Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.

submitted 27 days ago • 564 comments

So far “Gulf of America,” feels very stop trying to make fetch happen.

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The floating tongue did not make me want cold foam but the flying mustaches did make me want Pringles, so

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It will be interesting to see how it works out for the NFL that they have brought on a halftime entertainer who is famously known for being shy about his opinions about people

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

The Christians who hate this ad are telling on themselves.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

JD Vance - If you believe any of the multiple federal courts that have ruled against you so far are exceeding their statutory or Constitutional authority, your recourse is to appeal. You don’t get to rage-quit the Republic just because you are losing. That’s tyranny.

submitted 38 days ago • 1052 comments

Can we come together as a nation and agree that the Coffee Mate tongue commercial did not make us want cold foam

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Seal being a seal in a Mtn Dew commercial is why I pledge allegiance to the flag.

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

Seal as a seal and Kevin Costner and Pete Davidson enjoying a Super Bowl date together are my favorite parts so far #superbowllix

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Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today. It's the little things. Microdose hope.

submitted 43 days ago • 1033 comments

Do you guys remember Christmas? It happened about ten years ago

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Five days now, but who is counting?

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

BRING BACK THE SMALLER EMOJIS HAVEN’T WE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

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December is giving a lot of January vibes so far and I wasn’t emotionally prepared for that

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I finally got around to watching The Perfect Couple while there were stunning performances throughout, Nicole Kidman’s wig was the true star

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For so long I was so distracted by the fact that “the wicked witch of the east” song wasn’t on the wicked soundtrack that I completely overlooked that Nessarose was literally the worst

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Surrounded by coughing in public places, November through March:

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@diciembres.bsky.social I thought this was your post at first

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

I still haven’t recovered from the It Ends with Us press tour, can we please have a minute 😮‍💨

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

An inch of snow in the forecast and soon all the milk, bread and eggs will vanish from the store. The only thing left to do is panic and make French toast

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Feels like we are living in an SNL cold open.

submitted 119 days ago • 4 comments

Forget Enneagram numbers and Myers-Briggs types - tell me which celebrity book club you identify the most with: Jenna? Reese? Oprah? Good Morning America? 📚💙

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment