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🦠ʙʀɪᴅɢɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴏʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴢʜᴇɪᴍᴇʀ'ꜱ ʀᴇꜱᴇᴀʀᴄʜ🧠 Based in Yokohama, Japan.🇨🇦 #science #photography #motorsport #humor Anti-MAGA. Follow me on LinkedIn for the latest scientific discoveries that truly matter! 🚀 🔗 linkedin.com/in/francois-bernier-phd
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The best way to teach your little kids about tariffs is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

Canada wins! #fournations

Go Canada 🍁 🇨🇦

TODAY'S LIFEHACK

Canada has never been more united

my kids started to use a new expression. When I asked how far, they answered, "within Wifi range"

I have a friend with one eye, he's pretty cool about it, instead of 😃 he sends .D

Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.

Tokyo Midtown #photography #tokyo #streetphotography

Why is the guy who serves you at the restaurant called a waiter, when it is you that is waiting?

🇨🇦

The next 4 years #Trump #maga

The last cigarette #streetphotography #photography #noir

sad but true

Go Canada 🍁 🇨🇦

I don't go to bars anymore, but I miss some things about it. So sometimes I wait outside my bathroom for 15 minutes when I'm dying to pee.

Marriage tip #1 your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning

yep

Tokyo Odaiba #streetphotography #photography

Blue pill or red pill? #streetphotography #photography

That's it.

;-)

Judge Merchan, please make him president Monday through Friday and then, on the weekends, make him pick up trash on the highway. That would be amazing. #trump #merchan

Optimus Prime: "I transform from a robot into a truck. You?" Amazon Prime: "I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM."

Meanwhile in Canada

Your brain is the only organ aware of its own existence.

We had a fire drill at the sperm bank today but everyone gathered in the car park before the alarm went off. It was a premature evacuation.

Hispanic magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres

Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?

It's really cold out there folks. If you're heading out to Walmart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.

When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, "Just use a fucking spoon,Larry. You're not a Jedi."

when even a TRIPPLE EXpresso is not enough #streetphotography #photography

meanwhile in Tokyo... #streetphotography #photography

Know these 10 warning signs of #Alzheimers disease medicalxpress.com/news/2022-04... #dementia #wellness

Here is my year in review on LinkedIn with my Top 10 most popular posts related to #neuroscience www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...

Tokyo Roppongi nightlife #streetphotography #photography #Tokyo

I just checked the NORAD website, and it's not looking good. They lost contact with Santa somewhere over the Ukraine.

I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.

The liquor store clerk just wished me a Happy New Year. As if he wasn't going to see me 10 more times before then.