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I know, right? As you've already figured out, mentioning My Mother The Car in my latest novel is a blatant attempt by me to become the second Frank Conniff to win a Pulitzer Prize.

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My Mother The Car? Several mentions by Jerry Van Dyke in the Hollywood Squares segment of THE TIME TUMMLERS.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

submitted 21 hours ago • 154 comments

My Three Sons is a major plot point in THE TIME TUMMLERS.

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

It's a shitty world. The only way to instantly find a pretty world is through music and art. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoN6...

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Thank you!

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Hazel, especially one of its stars, Don DeFore, plays a prominent role in my latest novel, THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in paperback, e-book, and now an audiobook read by yours truly at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. Take note, Gen Z!

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

I’m really caught up in Uncle Bill’s heroes journey, but I’m even more riveted by Mrs Beasley’s redemption arc.

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

Billy’s resting disapproval face.

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

Perfect timing. We are living through the exact moment in history where there has never been less of a need for a Joe Lieberman documentary.

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

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My God, what a talent! Rest In Peace, Jerry Butler. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/a...

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

The Dumbass Chainsaw Massacre

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TONIGHT @ 9:00PM ET | FULL MADS FRIDAY WATCH HERE ➡️ twitch.tv/dumbtelevision Stay tuned for the Q&A with CAROLINA HIDALGO after the show! @frankconniff.bsky.social ‬ @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @mst3kaday.bsky.social #mst3k #themadsareback #dumbindustries #lmao #comedy

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Nazi salutes are all the rage among MAGA dipshits now. It's their version of vogueing.

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Point, game, set, and match to Conniff! That concludes play for today. Please leave in an orderly manner. Thank you.

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Sounds like it would have been an awesome choice, but this is the first I'm hearing of it, thanks.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Liking stuff is so lame.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Fuck yes let’s do this.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

We'll be raffling off a copy of @frankconniff.bsky.social'sThe Time Tummlers audiobook TONIGHT at the top of an all-new Dumb Industries Mystery Hour! WATCH W/ ADS ➡️ twitch.tv/dumbtelevision WATCH AD-FREE ➡️ dumb-industries.com/mysteryhour

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I have had great times at the Brooklyn Alamo, either just watching films or doing riffing shows there with @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social. And the staff always treats us great. So mad respect and 100% support to the workers there and at every Draft House.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

JD Vance being a man, telling a joke, having a beer with his friends

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He hasn't and he won't.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Excuse me for being sentimental, but regardless of what you think of Mitch McConnell's politics, it's always a poignant moment when a repulsive piece of shit bows out of public life.

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

Grab ‘em by the Pussy Galore. (A dad joke? No, it’s a Goldfinger reference, so it’s a granddad joke.)

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

A far cry from H.R. Puffenstuff? It IS H.R. Puffenstuff!

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

We interrupt Donald Trump and the GOP's attempt to erase our Trans brothers and sisters from existence with a message made by Mama Cass, along with Sid & Marty Krofft, about 50 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7rA...

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Captain Chaos? Oh, snap! Can't think of a more appropriately devastating nickname for a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist. The Democrats are back, baby!

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Congratulations @negajacob.bsky.social! You just won a FREE DOWNLOAD of @frankconniff.bsky.social's audiobook, The Time Tummlers! Please email [email protected] to confirm and thank you all who entered our contest! The Time Tummlers by Frank Conniff is available today at Dumb Industries!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

They really should.

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One of my favorite things I've ever found while running this account: A promo for a syndicated airing of MST3K on NBC affiliate KARE in Minneapolis. In the 15+ years I've been obsessively watching old commercial blocks, this is the only syndicated MST3K promo I've ever seen. A true unicorn.

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Now Playing: The Hellcats (Tower, 1968), the soundtrack to the cheesy biker film starring Ross Hagen that became a 1990 episode (#209) of Mystery Science Theater 3000! The sleeve is pretty beat up but the record plays beautifully and was affordable, rare for records of #MST3K episodes!

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The latest novel from @frankconniff.bsky.social ("TV's Frank" from #MST3K) is now available as an audiobook: THE TIME TUMMLERS! Like and reply to this post for a chance to win a FREE DOWNLOAD of The Time Tummlers! We'll choose a winner tomorrow afternoon! dumb-industries.com/thetimetumml...

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This point of view might have been in the public interest when Andy Rooney was still on the show, but now it's just censorship.

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

Stupid MAGAs are the least objectionable MAGAs. Smart MAGAs -- the business & media folks who know exactly what is happening and are supporting the racism & fascism anyway because it is in their self-interest -- they are the biggest pieces of shit.

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hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

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Jack Sheldon! He shows up in my new novel THE TIME TUMMLERS, available in personally signed paperback, e-book, and audio-book read by yours truly at dumb-industries.com/frankconniff. (Felt the need to mention that for some reason.)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Living in the past? Bitch, I’m head of the homeowners association.

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

In The Florida Project, it's like the empathy is in Sensurround.

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Pizza, Bagels, and Pastrami have called on Eric Adams to resign.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

I loved ANORA, but I rewatched TANGERINE last night and I think it's even better. But THE FLORIDA PROJECT is still my favorite Sean Baker movie, not surprising, because, as I've said before, it's literally my favorite movie of all time.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

No!

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It is a giver of joy, the source for all life, a manifesto for existence itself. Few things that have ever happened are better than Paddington 2. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/17/m...

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Having a President's Day is like having a Fast & Furious Day. A celebration, even though most of them sucked.

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You know what would have been a much much much better thank you? Having Sinead back on the show while she was still alive.

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Then you'd better stay far away from my timeline.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments