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Haiku aficionado and arcane history buff with a fierce music addiction. Somewhat to the left of Eugene V Debs and generally well intentioned. Was once a bartender of some acclaim until New Orleans cured me of that affliction. The irony is not lost on me.
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Wow, California is being invaded and the silence on Bluesky is deafening. Alas.

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Haiku #1819 Buy American Except the president He’s already bought.

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Haiku #1790 Help me out, Jesus Was Eve a DEI hire Or was that Adam?

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Haiku #1753 Vlad Putinesca Poison*, beets, vodka, crushed dreams Served over despair. *Polunium, an old Vlad favorite, in point of fact. But the syllables were…unmanageable.

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Haiku #1751 Kennedy Center New lineup is Scott Baio Performing Les Miz.

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Haiku #1749 Dear Musk in the wind What are your thoughts on dueling? Asking for…myself.

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Haiku #1744 How do we explain All of our lies and anger To a redwood grove?

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Haiku #1738 Make America Fly more than a day without Accidents again. And just like THAT, Donnie has helped make flying as dangerous as going to school. Well played, Fucknut.

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Haiku #1736 There are so many Who are seeking god* just a Few that god must find. *My god(s)are the majestic redwoods of Armstrong Woods, but the syllables were…unwieldly.

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Haiku #1735 Nourished by falsehoods A vainglorious poltroon Petty and diseased.* *Appropriate for Donnie and/or Elon, dealer’s choice.

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Haiku #1732 If Nazi car boy Ends Social Security He best wear a vest.

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Haiku #1729 Felonious Musk Similar to Robin Hood Mainlining Ayn Rand.

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Haiku #1727 Beware traffic lights They’re nothing but tricolored Wokeness projectors. Fortunately, god is American, so we’ll probably be okay. Probably.

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Haiku #1720 Elan means stylish* Elon means Nazi Bond villain Hope that clears things up. *Well, more dashingly stylish but in the haiku game syllables are all.

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Haiku #1719 Not overwhelming But most excellent practice The first of many… Greetings from Sacramento. A good crowd, full of laughter and spirit and not a Nazi in sight. As Cube likes to say, it was a good day.

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Haiku #1718 Trump Monopoly Steal the board and ethnic cleanse Everyone playing. Then again, Donnie probably thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentleman’s club. Anyhoo, tune in tomorrow for the next distraction-I’m looking at you, Lichtenstein.

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Haiku #1716 A theocracy By another name is still A theocracy.

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Haiku #1715 All apologies Miss Statue Of Liberty We have lost our way.

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Haiku #1714 All of that power And all he wants is revenge… For being born.* Donald J Trump is a two bit convicted felon and a traitor to our republic. He is also pathetic. Thankfully he is mortal. *I may borrowed that line from Tombstone. Sue me.

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Haiku #1713 Only when white folks Are in charge of everything Will we all be safe. DEI hires bring down aircraft now…who knew?

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Haiku #1712 Quislings 2.0 Such misguided hatriots Thrilled by misery.

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Haiku #1699 Bibles and borders Both possess validity Because they say so.

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On Facebook, the same twenty people see and react to your posts, whereas on Bluesky nobody does. But the room is nice I guess. #talkingtomyselfasalways

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Haiku #1692 Schrödinger’s Facebook Everything’s probably true Unless it isn’t.

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Haiku #1690 The Orange Menace Cervantes and the Amish Axis of windmills.

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Haiku #1689 January 6th Defecation and selfies The great white riot.

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Haiku #1685 The relentless now Flooded by information Gasping for knowledge.

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Haiku #1681 Always of service With humility and grace RIP Jimmy.

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Haiku #1679 There must be a world Where war isn’t an answer Let’s go to that one.

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Haiku #1678 Let’s buy Atlantis Put a bid on Narnia Maybe Mordor too. Lean into your inherent absurdity, Donnie.

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Haiku #1674 When a krugerrand Has relations with head lice You get an Elon.

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If the shoe fits…

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Haiku #1671 Amazon Teamsters Teach Jeff Bozo a lesson Shut the fucker DOWN.

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Haiku #1670 What we want to hear Is not what we need to hear Truth swears no fealty.

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Haiku #1669 Murder school children You’re ill, kill a CEO You’re a terrorist.

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True dat!

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Haiku #1661 Sold down the river By a Mickey D’s fry cook Tough break, Luigi.

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Haiku #1658 CEO’s kill too Just more impersonally Over a long time. After spending the last two years caregiving for my medically compromised parents my opinion of companies who profit from misery is low. Do I think CEO’s should be executed? No. Should they feel OUR desperation? Definitely.

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You are going to be hearing a lot about this book.

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No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

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