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12:26 and I’m still pissed about my water bottle because of course that happens to me

My emotional support water bottle fell into a sewer.

So when did English speakers decide “collab” would be pronounced “co-lab” instead of “collab” like “collaboration?” Because it makes me fucking nuts.

My test due date got moved to Thursday from today and I could have had TWO MORE DAYS to study for it!!

Failed my math test 🥴

My man.

they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games

I’m out at an Event and there only food is BBQ. It’s been a while since there was no food for me when I went somewhere!

I don’t think I’ll ever be a football person, but I love the eagles line up we have right now.

God I love being from Philly. Booing the mayor, vulgar speeches, wild energy. I love it.

A politician speaking at a Super Bowl parade should be illegal unless the mayor is also the quarterback of the team

Little bit wish I went to the parade, lotta bit glad I didn’t.

I just need someone to help me with my stupid hello kitty quest >:c

The image of the night.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

GO BIIIIIIIRRRRDDDSSSSSS

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

SAY DRAKE!

FUCK YOU DRAKE HAHAHAH

BIIIIIRDS

GO BIRDS!!!! 🦅

Foolish

Anyway. The dissociation is going well. I think I’ve tacked 60 hours of the sims on since the 20th, and with the recent release Hello Kitty Island Adventure who needs to be sad ever again? 🙃

I can’t believe i didn’t know @hwinkler4real.bsky.social was here, I’m so happy now. Love him.

Second guessing my educational choices rn 🙃

@downloadagoat.bsky.social

We are flowers through concrete

Drake is having a nuclear meltdown rn lol

:)

Why is everyone so brain rotted? wtf do y’all mean “a plane couldn’t have left a crater like that?” It hit the ground and exploded. It wasn’t that high and it nosedived down. That’s why there’s a crater. There’s enough going on without further conspiracy.

I love the block button.

Pho is my favorite food. I can eat it every day and still be happy with it. I love pho.

I’m 10 years older than when January started.

I did it. I did the math.

AND I STILL HAVE TO DO MATH