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Actor, Writer, Comedian, Pansexual half-Mexican obsessed with music and the unexplained http://www.frankgarciahejl.com/
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Men should be required to list their favorite stand up comedians on their dating profiles. I think it would save the dating world a LOT of time and energy.

Do you ever get annoyed when you go in for an audition and later see that the person reading or running the casting session got the part? I get slightly annoyed but then I think…”how can I learn your ways?”

This is why nobody feared Project 2025 enough because everybody is like, "Who's going to do it? Jared?" Nope, Silicon Valley.

In this dark time, what is bringing you joy lately? For me, it’s playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder with my daughter and picking up the guitar again. Trash the idea of “guilty pleasures”and find some semblance of joy to help you through so we have the energy to fight.

BREAKING: Nation’s meathead idiots excited they can masturbate to a hamburger commercial again.

So everybody saying we don’t need to worry about any of this stuff because it’s not legal. When do those legal folks step in and turn everything back to normal? Is that happening Monday? Tuesday?

I really love the labeler created on here to alert us to who is bankrolling politicians

I hate to break to Trump but Two-Spirit (trans) people have existed here in North America for thousands of years. They predate the arrival of white people and their “Christianity.” Trans people will be here long after Trump is dead and gone.

Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

It’s the mouth full of blood laugh and the shit eating smirk after. These are dangerous idiots.

In waiting room for NIN tix

the aesthetic of maga goofs is so dang weird. they see themselves as anti-establishment 'dont tread on me' folks but now theyre all 'THE MAINSTREAM GOVERNMENT IS SO COOL I LOVE AUTHORITY' so weird seeing these people who liked to pretend they were rebels making big government their whole personality

In the wake of the fires, LA production is hurting even more than before. People can’t afford to live here if there isn’t work here. Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)

On one hand, I love that DeepSeek thunder spanked misogynistic ego driven shithead tech bros. On the other hand, AI sucks.

HEREDITARY (2018) DP: Pawel Pogorzelski Dir: Ari Aster #OnePerfectShot

Y’allllllllllllllll… I can’t even. This is magnificent. This is visual poetry. This is art. 🌊🏄🏻‍♂️🏄🏄🏻‍♀️

“Every business is problematic.” Sure. But not every business had their CEO give a fascist hand salute twice during an inauguration for a criminal president on MLK day 🤷‍♂️

And YES, I DID have the same reaction to Michael Jordan’s mustache!

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

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DON'T USE AI EVER THE END

The swamp is coming from inside of the swamp!

GG, King

Every non-white writer or director in Hollywood knows this song very well. Agents/managers/showrunners found a great way to appease the ego of white male writers/directors by scapegoating us.

But you…

If you missed it/are interested I wrote this rant about lazy comedians blaming wokeness for their bad jokes because it drives me insane 😃😃😃😃😃

Geez. If only a certain administration had done something to protect us from something like this instead of letting the GOP ratfuck norms straight to hell. It feels like we’re watching Democrats sit in lawn chairs commenting “Man. Someone should do something about this.”

Another masterful water drop from Canadian aerial firefighters in California. Thank you, Canada!

will pay any amount (except taxes)

Smoke inhalation — even for seconds - can impair consciousness. To anyone in the immediate vicinity of this unprecedented fire in the nations most populous county, urgently heed the evacuation orders NOW. Smoke is as dangerous as the flames behind them.

Oof. Power just went out here.

My favorite part of A Complete Unknown is when Bob Dylan creates JNCOS and everyone boos him. WELL ahead of his time. They just weren’t ready. And honestly, it’s what “Blowin’ in the Wind” is really about.

Forever I will hear “OH YEAH!” from the Simpsons when I see Jack Sheldon’s name.

“Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.” www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...