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I no longer understand computers and it is Taco Bell who has betrayed me.

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Never really looked at a map of New York city until tonight. I've been lead to believe that Manhattan is like the dubai of america while Harlem is where white people are illegal but it turns out they are 3 miles apart on the same turd of land?? Bobby Womack GODDAMIT

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David Lynch Presents LEGO Racers

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Tempered glass is fucking weird!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Skyline and Gold Star could unify the entire Midwest under leftist ideals but they’re too scared to leave the Ohio Dumb Racism Halo (Interstate 275).

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Was doing research on school board candidates today and everyone’s website was very positive but vague. Except the opponents of these two happen to mention an aversion to banning books. And then we got the confirmation letter today.

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Work is getting Chik Fila for everyone, which stinks cuz I like free food but I also like the moral high ground but I also hate explaining my beliefs and opinions to coworkers.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Did that thing where you step on something sharp and yelp and wonder what random piece of hardened food it is but then find it’s a fucking Straight Pin? I lay my feet on this carpet every day and no one in this house sews.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

EVERYONE COME BACK TO TWITTER REAL QUICK

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Once again thinking about how I was at Robyn’s “Body Talk” tour on free tickets and just sat at the horrible Rave bar, ignoring the magic 50 feet away.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Either get rid of Daylight Savings or let me buy amphetamine at the gas station, can’t have it both ways.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Something I’ve always appreciated about @telethonband.bsky.social is how they include lyrics in Bandcamp releases. Something new I appreciate about @telethonband.bsky.social is when they include Exorcist III quotes in songs.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Usually everyone won’t shut about it but the world so fucked up that I didn’t hear a single person mention that it was daylight savings time this weekend.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Well shit, here comes every guy I dated in my 20s.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

BANDCAMP FRIDAY

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

"Aw Dammit Crap! Love don't pay the bills."

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Did I accidentally miss every good CM Punk match ever or do you and I have different opinions on wrestling?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Still a banger! youtu.be/qxnr0y0ZxAc

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Sung to the tune of “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” by Rupert Holmes On a dark desert highway Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitis Rising up through the air

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve used Lego to make biting commentary on the commodification of land and nature’s beauty.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Had to disassemble my computer keyboard and HOLY SHIT did y’all know this is the perfect place to store all your extra pubic hair?!?

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Been watching a lot of videos about gùnz recently. No reason.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Hell yeah! At least one member of the family has vomited every day since Sunday!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I love to have perfect hearing. Like how I was walking to the mailbox and heard the neighbor four houses down shout “Bye guys! I’m going to the Silverdome on a goddam vision quest!”

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

CM Punk can go shit thumbtacks in hell.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

More like Steely Bad.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I hope someone brought a gun to shoot Logan Paul in center mass.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

CM Punk can go poop pushpins in hell.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

In wrestling, I honestly love when they get so lazy that someone’s finisher is just their name, like “The Brittany Slam” or “Jeff Bomb.”

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

A new day has dawned. We got a entire Rocky Rococo pan pizza and the missus loves it.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

No explanation but when I’m alone and step on something sharp, I say “Ouchy McGouchy!” But around our kids I say “Aw hell yeah that Duplo tower is fucking huge!!”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments