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This is the office of my White Trash Meatball Fight Club. Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA
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I want to sleep in my bed. But I don't want fungus invading my sinuses. My bed doesn't have fungus. The basement room from flood hell, does. Maybe I can crack a window. It's 10°f but light breeze. I've always wanted to put my basement boogers in a petri dish, see what grows out.

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Here's shaved noggin ***I have Grave's Disease. ***Eyeball protrusion, not tweeker

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Ok friends. I did it. I shaved all that nasty head hair that makes me feel sad. It's my dad's b-day tmrw. I canceled out of embarrassment of my appearance. But I feel so good when my head is shaved. Happy. My teeth are jacked as fuk, but at least I feel good with my lack of hair.

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His fat MAGA ass is booed, repeatedly!

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"Big Balls is the grandson of a KGB agent" is never a phrase I thought was going to come out of my mouth but goddamn if I'm not going to say this to my own mother tomorrow

submitted 5 hours ago • 12 comments

Today with mother.

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When your catcher is in the lineup as the DH, it's a beautiful thing! 💙⚾💛

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I haven't seen this one yet 🤭

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Somebody please put "Say Drake" on this picture.

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Lewis is smiling because Porkchop Lola wants to take her afternoon nap in his dog bed, but he beat her to it and won't let her in.

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Madness. Utter madness

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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

submitted 15 hours ago • 162 comments

Tomorrow! 💙⚾💛

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If you're having trouble getting your vyvanse and the pharmacist says it's out of stock, ask your prescriber to call in the chewable version instead of the capsule. There's less demand and, thus, more availability.

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My daughter is driving in Friday afternoon traffic like a champ! I shouldn't be on my phone. I'm not. 🤫

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We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.

submitted 13 hours ago • 24 comments

You can’t make this shit up

submitted 12 hours ago • 47 comments

Lewis and Lola, at my parent's house.

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I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

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recommend: “The Eugenics Crusade” #PBS documentary with lots of revelance for the current moment. www.pbs.org/wgbh/america...

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As I suspected, the woman who had this phone number before me is indeed dead. Her friends still have this number as part of the group text. I don't have the heart to say anything to these grieving elderly woman who are talking about how few of them are left.

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Oh dear.

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