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(he/him) 🏴‍☠️Teacher, 🏳️‍🌈Artist, 🇺🇳Scholar, 🚩Shitposter, 🏁ND, 🏴Goth Himbo I do a lot of dumb posts and write about right wing extremism. I’m into ENM and kink stuff so yeah I’m pretty annoying. your favorite switch's favorite switch
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Watching a new pope get elected is like watching the price of Bitcoin fluctuate. I don't have a stake in this at all, and no matter what happens it's probably bad for everyone, but I'm glad they're having fun ya know?

The Too Late Show is looking to expand its regular guest roster. If you know of any character improv or standup comedians in the Atlanta area who might be interested in doing guest spots on a psychedelic live improv talk show, hit me up or tell them to contact me. Next show is June 14th in EAV

Love going into a meeting and the guy running it starts acting like the first phase of the psycho mantis boss fight

Fetterman represents the working man in Pennsylvania because he wears Velcro and garanimals and has the brain lead levels of the Schuylkill river

After speaking with very handsome doctor and astronaut Johnny Sins at Mar-a-Lago, we have decided to add the Bangbros to the joint chiefs of staff. Bringing back filmmaking to America is paramount to our continued security. European filmmakers very dishonest!

Imposing tariffs on dangerous imports like German goo girls and sperm mania is saving the American bukkake industry. We have fine young men languishing on the vine unable to compete with the UNFAIR trade practices of Japan and the EU. Reshoring the bukkake industry is paramount to national security

somebody get Hakeem Jeffries' concave ass mewing face in here

I feel this way about my friends on the regular. SO many milestones this past year. Some of them have gotten married, some of them have bought homes, some of them have gotten dream jobs. I love my friends with every fiber of my being and it makes my heart soar to see them succeed. Love you guys. <3

me walking away from my Jan. 6th parole hearing (Presinald Trunt did not pardon me)

So far, 2025 is like a remake of Memento where we just wake up and read that Kanye tweet about his cousin every morning

I’m not just mentally unstable, my body is falling apart as well

Spreadsheet based crime solving? Call it Law and Order: CSV

My hips don't lie but my pancreas has been arrested for fraud

Just thinking about how different Dracula would be if the authors name was Bam Stroker

You just know this precipitated a wild text thread between her and her coke guy. “Can u front me til next week?” “What happened u good?” “Just had my purse snatched at dinner 😅😭” “Ya no worries I got u”

I am the next pope I am the next secretary of defense I am the universe experiencing itself

Asking the guy at QT for a zyn wintergreen, a vuse menthol, and a pack of camel crush saying “I need all my bases covered.”

If Jesus died today DraftKings would be giving odds on the resurrection

Reddit Gay Reactionary: subscribed to r/stevencrowder and r/femboys Twitter Gay Reactionary: Hitler youth who follow Iggy azelia Tumblr Gay Reactionary: kahanist disability activist Bluesky Gay Reactionary: Brunch Firstworldist Facebook Gay Reactionary: Your uncle after 1 beer.

Moreland cookout graffiti lookin pretty based

The fact that I found this interaction in the replies below HRC’s first BlueSky post is simultaneously making me feel like nothing is real and that’s liberating, but also like this is the grabby fact of our material position and I should probably see if heaven is real or a scam or what

Furry wall

🥰 I love being seen

Swiftie veterans for truth is that a thing

my girlfriend finally got herself a brazilian and let me tell you i do not like Antonio one fucking bit

Right-Wingers Criticize Kanye For Not Using Platform To Raise Awareness Of Lesser-Known Nazis theonion.com/right-w...

imagining an even more powerful AI that keeps shaking its head at roko's basilisk and going "that's fucked up man, you shouldn't be doing that"

the fuck yall doin in there

The Too Late Show at Teaz in Little 5 Points was amazing. Packed out the venue, entertained the crowd. Thanks so much to THICC, the best band in history, and our wonderful guests Dr. Max Dosage and Shadow President Jaguar. Looking forward to performing in venues around Atlanta in the coming months.

Me in the national security team group chat

It should be a legal requirement for bars to have posters with my face on them in the bathroom

WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?

Busting a nut in my failure, dropping a monster load deep inside my failure, red-faced and straining pounding my failure in a mating press

Damn chuck must suck to be at the gym with you’re just trying to get your reps and he’s just panting and salivating trying to sniff your gym shorts

Sagittarius: This weekend is an ideal time to rekindle childhood wonder, perhaps at an amusement park or deep within the hobo tunnels.