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How am I supposed to focus on my online grocery shopping when the mayo is wearing these sexy little panties?

What point is the Conservative Party making with this? If a man of almost eighty dropped his papers in front of me I would be the first to help pick them up as I hope most would. So if the point the opposition is making is to praise politeness on the world stage it’s a point well made👏

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Just your regular reminder that HS/2 is still sucking money away from rail services elsewhere in the UK It should be cancelled in its entirety now www.bbc.com/news/article...

WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.” Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran

Had to screenshot to capture the reply - chef's kiss

“Already in the last six years homelessness among disabled families has risen by 75%. What’s going to happen when people can’t use their PIP or the health component of their Universal credit to top up their rent and bills?” Susanna Reid

HS2 started when I was 49 years old The new date has now gone back another 2 years and I will be (statistically) dead by the time the first train runs I will never be able to buy an HS2 ticket

"The People United, Will Never Be Defeated!" chant crowds as they welcome Mayoral Candidate Brad Lander after he was released from ICE custody with charges dismissed.

Do not obey

Kristi Noem Rushed To Hospital After Accidentally Touching A Poor Person -𝘼𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣

a jesus themed cocktail called the last sipper

Our hyenas are laughing with you.

When you search for your value and purpose in the world but you're hangry and all you care about is bamboo.

Trump Worried About Legacy Of Being A Wartime Piece Of Shit vs Legacy Of Being A Peacetime Piece Of Shit

"What is unfolding in Gaza is the calculated evisceration of the very systems that sustain life" - Médecins Sans Frontières www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"A large part of what I do in my actual dayjob is cut waste in spending... So when politicians claim to be hunting waste while refusing to show their working, when they make dramatic claims without providing evidence, when they turn efficiency into entertainment – that’s not reform."

We stand with you as you stand with your neighbours. Americans are showing soul and community. What Trump is doing is unnatural to America. We see that clearly because of how Americans are rallying to protect their neighbourhoods from ICE thugs on power trips. Stay strong, guys. 🇺🇸♥️

Double.

Right now there are more U.S. troops deployed to Los Angeles than there are to Syria and Iraq combined.

🇬🇧 Rachel Reeves shrank UK economy by 0.3% last month 🇪🇸 Spain grew 3% by boosting migration, jobs, and investment Reeves raised taxes, choked hiring, and shrank the workforce - costs soared, output fell Reeves isn’t ‘fiscally responsible’ Economic vandalism is not caution Thoughts attached

How the Media is Trying to Talk a Nigel Farage Government Into Reality www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/how-the-me...

"Very funny collection of short stories, filling in the background to some of the events we met in the novels." #AmazonReview 💙📚🪐 https://amzn.to/3WbfDru

Honestly if this whole breakup doesn’t get a gay spinoff of divorce court greenlit I don’t know what will

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them

Update 👇

Sometimes you don’t think you need a cart at the grocery store, and that’s when you end up rolling a watermelon down the aisle

I wish more MPs would put in this level of work to pressure the government on this horrendous situation.

'This is a statement of intent' Keir Starmer says, as more than half a million school children become entitled to free school meals. The PM describes the move as 'a down payment on child poverty’

Idk why "brainwash" gets such a bad rap like I would truly LOVE a brainwash right now. Like REALLY get in there and clean out all those intrusive thoughts and stress dreams and whatever's left of Mambo #5, honestly name your price

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The Govt’s “largest review of the water sector since privatisation” ruled out public ownership - a solution 82% of us support - before even starting. This review is a sham - but we still have a chance to be heard. Sign @labourlewis.bsky.social’s open letter: actionnetwork.org/petitions/si...

Yes, our recent blood drive was for the vampire bats. No, you can't have your blood back.

Why is he still in office???

WTF people?!!!! We live in an authoritarian state now? Yes, we f’ing do! #unmask #bluecrew #pinks #standup #speakout

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I feel like half the fun of going to the movies these days is just sitting in a dark room without your phone for 2 hours

She has the audacity to demand diversity when it comes to political viewpoints of Harvard staff, after being fully onboard with cutting all other DEI.

♌🇬🇧🇺🇸 🔥 Direct hit! A successful Ukrainian strike just hit a Russian military airfield – targeted, precise, and powerful. The footage speaks volumes: skill, courage, and the unwavering will to defend our land. 💥🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini.