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Potato Chips Corner: Locally we have the Shearer's Potato Chip factory. A friend of the office drops off boxes of surplus chips and they contract for Lay's, Miss Vicki's, etc. The kettle cooked Lay's and Miss Vicki's Jalapeno are the same chip so get whichever one is cheaper.

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Seeing one of these ads trucks in public always awakens a primal need to attack. This is a better use of the space than most, but it's such strange and modern invention

Cartoon dog bequeathing the burning world to his child and hoping against hope they won't have to shoulder the entire balance of suffering humanity is due: "This is thine."

excuse me, I'm a scientist studying multiverse theory. Can you tell me where I am? sir this is a Blarby's

It hurts

Me, wearing an old-timey suit, arching my eyebrows and broadly indicating a row of 23 ski-doos: eh? eh? My wife: no i get it it's just you sank our life savings into this

Soul Asylum - Runaway Train [Live, 1993] 🏃🏻‍♂️🚂 #musicsky #rockmusic #90s #alt #music 📺

Doing stand up comedy is like, damnit, I forgot to talk about seriously considering smoking crack

“Ghost Mom” Part 1 of 3

The first gay quarterback to throw in an NFL game is finishing up college this year, and I just hope he has good coaches and strong support when it happens.

I don't know anything about sports, but I did know how politics, statistics, and a large group of Zellenial young men works out

Have a I mentioned the queer NFL player who is due to come out in the next year?

If your circle of friends isn’t discussing revolution, you need to get a new circle.

Are vapes the new matchbooks? Use of matchbooks as a technology in the phone era dot search dot

Not a haiku. But somehow

Dinner

The nicest thing about blue sky is that I am starting over with a fresh feed that doesn't give me detrans discourse anymore

Ordered the "Classic Reuben" for lunch and was just served pastrami and pepperoncini on sourdough with cheddar and a side of ranch. Gofundme details in the reply as my family and I recover from this tragic setback.

When eggs cost half a day's wages but CEOs rake in millions, the only real solution is worker power.

I wish I liked sports, but it's such a group activity

I hope and predict that we will soon have a high profile gay NFL player, and a trans one within a decade

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Here's an old deadspin article about a punter for the Minnesota Vikings being an excellent ally

Ran out of clean dishes last week. Starving.

Full Metal Diaper

Not once it's easy to be vegan I'm do it, but not one moment before

If I truly lived my values I would be a localtarian vegan, but that is hard. So I don't.

There comes a point where you have to recognize that who your are now is how you will be seen throughout history

Oh my goodness, yes, let's make today be a debate about whether thing x distracts from thing y or vice versa. We all know the real enemies of the x-distractors are the y-distractors, no other enemies that we should be focused on. Yeesh.

I work at the white house and FYI they also changed ‘French press’ to ‘free press’ but almost no one knows because the reporters were guantanamo’d. So spread the word, patriots! 🇺🇸

✨⚡️🔥 Tuesday, Salem! Don’t miss out!!! 🔥⚡️✨

Food and beverage service provider

A service provider. Of food and beverages

Food and beverage service provider.

Doubled over in pain clutching my stomach: Oh god, I think my contractions started! I can't...I've...don't, shan't, oh no they're get'ng cl'ser tog'ther!!

Beer cheese soup.

Cynthia Rothrock is someone who really should have had a bigger career. She had an okay career, relative to most actors she had a dream career. Hollywood just didn't understand how to use a talented martial artist woman. Think if she had hit peak now she would have done really well.

Valentine's Day and the wine section at 7/11 is ransacked. Some things make sense

Moon.

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Sobriety sky needs to stop harassing me